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Jul 26, 2014 21:29
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bring your goat to work
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:bring your goat to work wanna show up that day wanna meet lots of goats prank some goats idk what a good goat prank is but ill come up w/ something
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Jul 29, 2014 05:20
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:bring your goat to work 
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Jul 29, 2014 06:16
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man this is some classist bullshit
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Jul 29, 2014 07:02
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i plan on bricking in the breakroom microwave on my last day
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Jul 29, 2014 07:09
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what the fucccckkkkkk 
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Jul 29, 2014 07:18
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remove your penis from your pants and tell all of the people in charge to suck it, it worked for me at rehab.
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raruler posted:what the fucccckkkkkk best game I told my work colleague about this game yesterday and they had a miniature freakout because "there's a goat simulator game? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????"
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Migishu posted:best game is it actually fun to play? it seems like a one-joke gimmick game
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prefect posted:is it actually fun to play? it seems like a one-joke gimmick game it's basically tony hawk pro skater achievement hunting but you're a goat who can become demonically possessed after sacrificing humans on a giant pentagram. so yes.
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Jul 29, 2014 14:59
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it's worth the $15 or whatever it costs
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Jul 29, 2014 15:00
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echinopsis posted:start a mass walk out Let's everyone in Yospos have a synchronized walkout at our jobs.
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Let's everyone in Yospos have a synchronized walkout at our jobs. jobs too cushy to leave 
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Let's everyone in Yospos have a synchronized walkout at our jobs. ok, let's all leave at 5
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:ok, let's all leave at 5 Tuesday Night Motherfuckers
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Jul 31, 2014 18:34
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Become the office coke dealer.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:just stop showing up, I guess always kind of wanted to do this just to see how long it would take for them to stop paying me
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vodkat posted:Become the office coke dealer. at financial firms this is known as a product manager
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Santas Ainol Elf posted:at financial firms this is known as a product manager
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:just stop showing up, I guess I remember someone who did this; a successful developer in their mid 30s, they didn't show up for a few weeks, then when their boss called they talked about how they'd just been too busy going out and partying to come in, but they'd really like to soon. I suppose if your bills are paid and you just don't care what happens, why not. I don't know if they even ended up fired for that stunt, maybe they were too valuable.
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its pretty important to party
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networking, brah
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DBAN the server and ride a bicycle naked thru the halls with ticker tape streaming out of your butthole
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Broken Machine posted:I remember someone who did this; a successful developer in their mid 30s, they didn't show up for a few weeks, then when their boss called they talked about how they'd just been too busy going out and partying to come in, but they'd really like to soon. I suppose if your bills are paid and you just don't care what happens, why not. I don't know if they even ended up fired for that stunt, maybe they were too valuable. Treat your boss like the bitch he tries to be.
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qirex posted:always kind of wanted to do this just to see how long it would take for them to stop paying me get a 100% remote gig in a dysfunctional bureaucratic corporation and after a few reorgs get lost in the shuffle could get paid to do nothing until at least the next performance review/reorg
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rotor posted:just stop shownin up thats how i left my marriage
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qirex posted:always kind of wanted to do this just to see how long it would take for them to stop paying me made it like a week but it wasnt a crappy tech job
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yeah where I'm at now I'm sure has a very specific procedure but one of my firends worked at a place where this kid had a freakout and basically didn't show up for a couple weeks and they didn't let him go because he was "having a hard time"
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Korean Boomhauer posted:i plan on bricking in the breakroom microwave on my last day lol
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Go in early, type out a resignation letter like Nixon's, leave it in the CEO's mail slot and drop your keys with HR. Then walk before you're scheduled to start and before anyone has chance to call security. that's what I did, anyway
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Go in early, type out a resignation letter like Nixon's, leave it in the CEO's mail slot and drop your keys with HR. Then walk before you're scheduled to start and before anyone has chance to call security. look at this actual loving adult! do not do this, go down in a blaze of glory, poo poo somewhere, leave insulting post it notes on everyones desk and hide anchovies in all the vents and radiators.
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If the job sucks just stop showing up and start you other job, who cares what happens.
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give two weeks and have them show you the door and enjoy your paid two week vaca? worked for me, twice now
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Careful Drums posted:give two weeks and have them show you the door and enjoy your paid two week vaca? worked for me, twice now the two weeks grace period has never worked around here. people give their notice, and when the owner hears about it he says "gently caress you leave now. we don't need you" (almost verbatim). then their department gets to scramble to figure out what the gently caress to do
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Roosevelt posted:he says "gently caress you leave now. we don't need you" (almost verbatim). i think i see teh reason why people are leaving your place
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Valeyard posted:i think i see teh reason why people are leaving your place it's a pretty toxic environment. 99% of upper management are incompetent older white men who were hired because they're the owner's golf/tennis buddies. the HR dept. quit last month and 2/4 designers left within weeks of each other and haven't been replaced yet yeah so i'll probably go out by wiping the web server and my hard drive
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