- Dotcom Jillionaire
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this one isn't pretty sarge. we got a kid here, goes by the name of WindmillSlayer. he got raped, he got raped pretty bad, sarge.
it's days like this that i wonder why i do this job.
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Jul 26, 2014 04:26
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- Adbot
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Jun 5, 2024 10:01
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- dogcrash truther
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Rape is short for Running Ape
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Jul 26, 2014 04:29
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- Machai
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this one isn't pretty sarge. we got a kid here, goes by the name of WindmillSlayer. he got raped, he got raped pretty bad, sarge.
it's days like this that i wonder why i do this job.
*sergeant goes on a tirade about how WMS is a girl and to stop being a disgusting transphobic jerk because TV cops are supposed to be good guys and not at all like the stupid selfish bigoted assmunchers that are the real police*
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Jul 26, 2014 04:34
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working in the special victims unit has its advantages sometimes actually. the guys at regular law & order are doing like 300 cases right now that are all about cops beating/shooting people lmbo at those suckers
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Jul 26, 2014 04:34
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*Rocks back and forth crying in hotel room*
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Jul 26, 2014 04:37
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it's ok WindmillSlayer it's gonna be ok, we've got our best people on this case we're gonna make sure this scum bag(s) who did this to you are goin away for a long time
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Jul 26, 2014 04:43
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- kittycopter
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Don't worry,
he soars above us...
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Is it okay
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Jul 26, 2014 04:43
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*makes a high pitched noise and continues rocking*
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Jul 26, 2014 04:44
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*goes and investigates crime scenes with ice-t all day*
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Jul 26, 2014 04:50
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sergeant 1: i see there's a hosed up brutally murdered body here at this crime scene
sergeant 2: yes, there is, but the normal police are handling that. we're here for a crime of an altogether more sinister variety.
*walks into adjacent room where a wet cat is sitting next to a bowl of food looking confused*
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Jul 26, 2014 04:55
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it's ok WindmillSlayer it's gonna be ok, we've got our best people on this case we're gonna make sure this scum bag(s) who did this to you are goin away for a long time
*fucks up the chain of custody and the perps go free*
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Jul 26, 2014 05:21
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*DUN DUN*
 these are their stories
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Jul 26, 2014 05:23
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- vapoursquid
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lmbo
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Jul 26, 2014 06:19
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- vapoursquid
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"ollie you dirty dog!"
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Jul 26, 2014 06:21
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- vapoursquid
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"and remember when we're around criminals might as well roll over and play dead"
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Jul 26, 2014 06:23
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- vapoursquid
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i have no idea why this was never aired
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Jul 26, 2014 06:23
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Jun 5, 2024 10:01
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good poo poo
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Jul 26, 2014 06:26
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Jul 26, 2014 04:26
your funny
