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psycho *puts milk in bowl before the cereal* me; buh?? huh?? these guys are mental! lock em up!! |
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Jul 28, 2014 10:52
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psycho: its actually better not to wash denim at all if possible, it should stay reasonably clean and washing wears it out me: 
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Jul 28, 2014 10:54
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if a trained psycho killer pours milk into a bowl before cereal alone in the woods, does it even make a sound? |
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Jul 28, 2014 10:56
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me: where are your socks? psycho: im not wearing any. in the summer, i go sockless with shoes because of the heat me: *rushes for the door* im not safe here!! |
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Jul 28, 2014 10:56
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psycho: *drinks milk from a glass* me: *calls the loving police immediately* |
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Jul 28, 2014 10:57
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my roommate gets up at 4 am every morning and i fear for my life |
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Jul 28, 2014 10:58
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psycho: im going out for a run! me:  just no
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Jul 28, 2014 11:00
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psycho: im going to vacuum the floor today me: you dont have to do this |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:03
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trained killer *mutes the tv when the commercials come on* me:  (backs away slowly)
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Jul 28, 2014 11:04
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psycho: hey man i just took down the laundry go pick out your clothes me: *ties clothes into a rope and escapes* |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:08
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psycho: does slightly unnormal thing me: acts like he's a psychopath ha...ha |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:09
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This is the true story... of seven murderers, highly trained... and one average joe... picked to live in a house... and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real.... *cuts to a shot of trained killers poring over building layouts preparing for a big mission, one guy on his tiptoes trying to look over their shoulders* |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:10
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psycho: *tells me not to kill myself no doubt because they want to condemn me to a painful torturous existence when I could be liberated by the sweet cold nothingness that is death* me: what the gently caress is wrong with you
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Jul 28, 2014 11:24
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*laundry draped over the cough* sigh... *dirty dishes in the sink* ...really..... *one of them drank the rest of my milk* ......come on........ *out of toilet paper, even though i specifically asked someone to pick som eup* throws hands up exasperatedly |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:31
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every time we fix the toilet paper to make sure its in the proper underhand method the new guy gets the nerd vapors and goes for a walk
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Jul 28, 2014 11:40
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Locked myself in the bathroom after my roommate smooshed a spider with a tissue. |
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Jul 28, 2014 11:45
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Better run run run, run run awayyyyyy! |
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Jul 28, 2014 12:15
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| imagine a cute lil psycho killer like he has a scalpel instead of a butcher's knife because a butcher's knife is too big for his tiny hands | |
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Jul 28, 2014 12:48
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apt gangbang posted:imagine a cute lil psycho killer like he has a scalpel instead of a butcher's knife because a butcher's knife is too big for his tiny hands he's training to be really good at operation, because his dad always wins when the play together |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:00
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psycho: here you go, i made coffee. its folgers instant, tastes just as good as the expensive poo poo. me: get away from me! you're mad! insane! |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:06
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OP, were they trained killers who happen to be psycho, or trained psychos who maybe made one fatal mistake in their lives |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:10
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Air Julio posted:OP, were they trained killers who happen to be psycho, or trained psychos who maybe made one fatal mistake in their lives the trained killing made them psycho. they're hardly even human anymore. one of themjust sits around and builds crude explosives and sharpens his blades all day, another has one of the those newspaper clipping web walls in his room, the other doesn't eat breakfast, and says "its not that important" |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:19
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I believe op is just overreacting here. |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:20
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psycho: *leaves the toilet seat up* me: no. no i cant... no!! youre awful!! youre a terrible excuse for a human being you loving mental!!!! |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:41
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Salmiakki posted:psycho: *leaves the toilet seat up* what if the cat needs to pee? the toilet seat being down would prevent the cat from using the toilet. cats cannot lift up toilet seats. |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:43
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| most people would move out once they realised their roommates were psychos, but not me. sure i have to put up with a lot of crap, but they also have a lot of really eye opening things to say, because they aren't afraid to think outside the box. that's all being crazy really is | |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:47
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lunatic: if society deems something wrong, that doesn't make it wrong. morality is subjective--there's no such thing as good and evil, really me, to self: this guy's nuts... lunatic: it's like how when you turn out the lights, at first you can't see, but then your eyes get used to it. it's all relative me, to self: this guy's onto something...! |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:52
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me: soo do you maybe wanna hang tonight? i havent done anything in a while and was thinking it might be fun to all do something together psycho: *scratching back o fneck* yaaa that would be fun, but we're kinda busy tonight... with, you know, *makes neck cutting motion* murder me: oh ha ya thats fine. i undertsand. no no its really fine. i dont mind. i can find something to do. really, its fine. |
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Jul 28, 2014 13:54
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apt gangbang posted:lunatic: if society deems something wrong, that doesn't make it wrong. morality is subjective--there's no such thing as good and evil, really i am he fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Jul 29, 2014 |
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Jul 28, 2014 14:00
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*tells roommate to check out iamhe's great new thread* *roommate says: 'Ha ha. That really took me to chuckletown.' *I break out in a cold sweat* |
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Jul 28, 2014 14:21
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me: so, yankees or red sox? psycho: i dunno yankees i guess me: *under my breath* i knew it |
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Jul 28, 2014 14:41
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psycho: oh your playing video games huh can i play me: uh sure haha heres the controller psycho: but theres two controllers me: no really its fine i just remembered something i have to do |
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Jul 28, 2014 14:51
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literal monster: I think less bands should use the usual, four-or-five-part rock n roll set up..... me: what...*dawning horror* what did you ... literal monster: I'm just not that in to drums, bass, and guitar right now me: n-no...oh my *looking for a way out* oh my god |
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Jul 28, 2014 15:15
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qu'est-ce que c'est? lol |
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Jul 28, 2014 15:19
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ron color posted:literal monster: I think less bands should use the usual, four-or-five-part rock n roll set up..... hahahah |
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Jul 28, 2014 15:21
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psycho: haha this windmillslayer guy on BYOB is pretty funny me:
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Jul 28, 2014 16:41
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Me: I like being cucked. Yeah, being cucked is pretty cool. Psycho: Actually, that's unhealthy. It's better to have consensual sex with a committed partner you care about. Me:
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Jul 28, 2014 17:58
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i am he posted:the trained killing made them psycho. they're hardly even human anymore. one of themjust sits around and builds crude explosives and sharpens his blades all day, another has one of the those newspaper clipping web walls in his room, the other doesn't eat breakfast, and says "its not that important" |
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apt gangbang posted:lunatic: if society deems something wrong, that doesn't make it wrong. morality is subjective--there's no such thing as good and evil, really |
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