guy: i bought this cake and now i'm going to eat it. me: what an asshole

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dogcrash truther

he wants to have his cake and eat it too??

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:07

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:08

dogcrash truther

he not only procured the cake, but now he thinks he should get to ingest it as well? talk about entitled

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:07

dogcrash truther

hey jerkwad, save some for the rest of us, who made the civilized choice to not have a cake in the first place

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:09

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You can only eat cake that you have, but you don't necessarily have cake that you have eaten. This is known as Quantum Cake State

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:09

i am he

Marie Antoinette: "I got the cake. The cake is mine, and I'm going to eat it."

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:10

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i have cake
*eats cake*
i don't have cake?

cake bad?

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:11

Koishi Komeiji

*Dude is eating cake at his sons birthday party*
Me: Excuse me, did you pay for that cake?
Dude: Yeah.
Me: loving rear end in a top hat, what the gently caress is your problem man?

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:11

RWT3: by Lowtax

A rising tide floats all cakes.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:12

google THIS

Mighty Stalker posted:

*Dude is eating cake at his sons birthday party*
Me: Excuse me, did you pay for that cake?
Dude: Yeah.
Me: loving rear end in a top hat, what the gently caress is your problem man?

hey hey technically it was his son's cake not his so no foul

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:13

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Every time I buy eggs I put them all in the basket I keep on the breakfast table, sometimes I call my mom and tell her what I did just to get her blood pressure up.

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:14

i am he

me: you think you can fix it?
guy: sure thing, it'll be a piece of cake!
me; gently caress you bitch

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:14

Koishi Komeiji

Jett posted:

hey hey technically it was his son's cake not his so no foul

Dude: It's alright. This is my son's cake.
Me: :sweatdrop:

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme begins to play*

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:19

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*walks horse to the water, pulls out a gun and points it at the horse's head*
drink

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:19

google THIS

*pulls wax off the bottom of the candle until the wick is exposed, turns candle sideways and lights both ends*

# ? Jul 28, 2014 22:20

Afro Doug

that portal joke

# ? Jul 28, 2014 23:06

bog pixie

I want a cake, but I do not want to eat it. That would be stupid as hell

# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:18

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# ? May 31, 2024 04:08

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

Ectral posted:

I want a cake, but I do not want to eat it. That would be stupid as hell

My grandmother has a bunch of old candles that have never been lit, they just sit there as "decorations"

# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:27

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