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Is that the lowest V-neck in the world or are you wearing a vest with no shirt like some sexual dynamo?
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Breetai posted:I know I'm a wingnut, but what's a Mafia princess? The privileged daughter of a Don.
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That's because you are. Growing facial hair doesn't make you an adult. Being wise enough to not have face pubes does.
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Aug 18, 2015 02:46
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Sappo569 posted:Whatever you do, don't click full resolution I did. Now I have to towel off my phone.
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Methanar posted:
Hey man, I'm mean to people in this thread but you already look way better. You're young but not a teenager, right? Like someone else said, you have a good face but the boyish hair is framing it in a bad way. Get an adult haircut and you will improve a ton. Additionally, try smiling. Your brow slopes a little downward so smiling will bring it further up and make you look way better. None of this is sarcasm. You just have to put in a little more effort and you'll be lookin' mighty tasty.
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Aug 18, 2015 17:54
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Guys, I have to finally admit: IRL, I'm not undead BUT I do have a skeleton and sleeping problems so It's pretty close. Watching Shanghai Noon right now. Not related but gently caress this movie is bad.
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Aug 21, 2015 16:59
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I really liked Repo! the Genetic Opera when I was in high school and noticed it was on Netflix so I decided to give it a rewatch. I made it, like, five minutes in, before realizing that high school me had abhorrent taste in movies. Same but also with Rocky Horror. Like, it's a fine movie but not some masterpiece that 17 year-old idiots make it up to be.
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10 Beers posted:You shut your filthy, zombie mouth. Jackie Chan is a treasure, you hear me? A TREASURE!! Jackie Chan is a global treasure but even he admits that the movie lacks in a big way because of the directing style.
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Minimalist Program posted:It's really messed up once you become aware of the fact that Jackie Chan's first name is just "Jackie" and thats what his wife and friends call him. Huh? His name is Jackie Chan. It's like Cher or Madonna.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:hey guys here's a recent picture of me No that's me. Only I would have such beautiful plumage.
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Aug 22, 2015 00:12
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Taye, you make the world soar with your smile 
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Aug 22, 2015 01:32
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Once during my 3rd or 4th grade Spirit Week it was Crazy Hair Day so all the other kids got to abuse rinse-out hair dye and miles of ribbon and prodigious amounts of mousse, and my mom gave me a french braid. Kill you are famil
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Aug 23, 2015 17:18
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I got my beakchelor's in photography from Columbirda Ban this filth for these terrible puns.
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Sep 20, 2015 22:48
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VendaGoat posted:Sec..... Dang, if I saw her I would have remembered. That's some dope makeup.
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Sep 22, 2015 17:32
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jadebullet posted:Just a picture of me from 2010 when I thought that wearing a fedora would be cool. (I didn't know it was a thing, I just thought it was a cool hat and I liked 40s style outfits but could only afford the hat) I made the sign for the Daily Show/Colbert Report Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. Everything in this picture is a mistake.
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Nov 22, 2015 00:59
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Picnic Princess posted:I should get a cloak. Something fit for a mountain queen. I made my GF a cloak made of wool and bamboo with a goblin hood. The thing is so warm you can wear it and a tank top in a blizzard. I'll try to get a pic later.
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Nov 26, 2015 21:25
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Lord Chumley posted:got some bad news... I have the same guy. Did yours come with a cage? I adore it
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Nov 27, 2015 04:11
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Dylanthulhu posted:I've shed too much blood for it. That'd be like getting my fuckhuge Misfits tattoo removed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_costs
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Katamari Democracy posted:I am going to regret this Everything in this picture is a mistake.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:57
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Katamari Democracy posted:Well God drat You done goofed, son!
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Dec 8, 2015 19:58
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Dude, we talked about this! Cut your hair and shave your face pubes if you can't grow a real beard. You'd look way better. Your problems are your own making!
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Dec 11, 2015 08:44
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:It has sentimental value, I've had it since I was 14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c__dFYbErxg
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Dec 26, 2015 20:37
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Deathslushie posted:I've been afraid to come back here. I feel that minimalist program decimated me. Rightfully so. I'm also still haunted by goon insults of the past. However, I have taken more pride and developed more confidence in my appearance. Good job! You did it! Zombie killer VIP!
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Dec 26, 2015 23:10
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Y'all got any more of them pixels?
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Jan 7, 2016 01:42
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Baby pictures?! I'm on the right. The cowlick has yet to go away but my love for Superman certainly has.
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Jan 13, 2016 18:49
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Scathach posted:Goons. Shut up your derail.  Adorable.
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Jan 24, 2016 17:42
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Double Bass posted:
Sweet Young Neil cosplay.
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I would just like to say that the majority of Goons seem to be pretty decent and decent-looking (with a few outliers in both directions). A fine sample of humanity.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Is that a man bun I see in the shadow? Please no, selfie thread. He was almost there. He almost was human.
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Feb 8, 2016 16:22
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Isn't that one if the Green brothers? The one with the slightly more annoying voice but doesn't spaz out on camera.
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Feb 9, 2016 02:40
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Distorted Kiwi posted:If there's not an oddly-specific emoticon for that, I'll be very surprised. :unexpectedballgrab: 
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Feb 23, 2016 19:41
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Stretch Marx posted:Got new glasses. Just checking to make sure my beard status is still ok. You should be able to just hire a photographer since you are the son of John Malkovich.
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Feb 24, 2016 04:30
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You guys look great!
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Feb 26, 2016 03:22
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Dylanthulhu posted:So I got a job at a nursing home. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. WOW Now we just have to get you to smile and you'll be good to go.
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Mar 11, 2016 17:36
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I like the shave but I do not like the hair. Please trim it down. I, Inzombiac, command it so.
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Carmant posted:Anyway I guess if I'm going to talk poo poo I should finally post a pic of me, a real one Is this a capture from you Youtube channel where you go on MRA/MGTOW rants about how loving SLUTS will PAY for not loving you? Are you an alien who just learned that humans wear clothes and this was your first attempt?
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Apr 4, 2016 15:59
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Carmant posted:You forgot to mention wears a fedora in your list of unfunny beat to death jokes Sorry, I have a lot floating around in my normally sized human head. It's hard to get it all out in one go. I understand if you can't relate.
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Apr 4, 2016 17:33
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Rent chat: 2,500 sq. Feet, detached garage, yard, quiet, close to everything and easy to walk if I want. Close to a bunch of parks and centrally located. Owned by a cool old dude who leaves us alone. $1,750/month. Edit: There is a house close by that is tiny, on a loud street and looks lovely and they want $2,800/month hahaha.
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I'm team Don't Care So Long As You Smell Good.
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Dylanthulhu posted:Forgive my face. I was laughing really hard at the cat. I was leaving an overnight at the RCF I work at and the neighbor's cat decided to to say hi by planting her paws on my chest while I was smoking a cigarette on the porch. My nose ring has reappeared in smaller form. Looking good, dude!
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