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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Barry White posted:

Just goofin' around on some rocks

God dammit, Higgens, you were supposed to keep Magnum away from the bath salts.

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I firmly believe that 99% of men with beards look better without beards, well done cat. :patriot:
Truth.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The Hebrew one is stolen from the Arabic, most likely. v:shobon:v
They're both West Semitic languages. So, cognates. Not theft.

SaltLick posted:

psyop went from good lookin dude to cute chick. grats
Good-looking, but glum. Glad you seem happier these days, chica.
IT'S THE KURGAN.

Also, all this time I've pictured Three Olives as way more of a twink.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Three Olives posted:

I actually frequently smile:


Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Is that the tree you make hipster fudge in?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Popeahuntis posted:

If by "make Hipster Fudge" you mean make stool then yes
Organic, locally sourced... I guess so.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LingcodKilla posted:

Better than playing drunk gay chicken and waking up in bed with your bro.
Nothing shameful in a friendly bro-job.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

casual poster posted:

Is that a skull vomiting up hair? If so, where did you get it?
From the nice lady buried in the crawlspace?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Priapus Unbound posted:

Apparently Beaver Dick was a trapper, but I don't believe it.

:nws:Fixed.:nws:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Goober Peas posted:

Cut to the chase, he wants to know the size of your weener
Yours personally, not any of the ones you have in your refrigerator.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

gnarlyhotep posted:

Like you have ANY room to criticize.
He's still got a little room left in the crawlspace.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I find this offensive because I am not autistic and I am in the process of compiling at least 300 ways I am not like fictional character Sheldon Cooper.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sappo569 posted:

Whatever you do, don't click full resolution
I for one am pleased that Anonymous has created a Guy Fawkes mask more representative of themselves.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Centripetal Horse posted:

That's Emilio Chavez, dude.
Ramon Antonio Chupacabra Estevezez.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I'm just going to say that there's a very narrow bridge between Sexy Beard and OMG Gross.

Full disclosure: I totally have a crush on Charlie Day.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snatch Duster posted:



Earlier in the thread, me and my cat Apple Fritters.

Last summer I was putting posts in and building a fence around my garden.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Snatch Duster posted:

Thats racist, I am a native american.
So was the actor.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

You were great in The Fall.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Dude, you might want to make a choice between the mustache and the camaro. It's just not a seemly combination.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ibblebibble posted:

Age chat: I'm 24 in December and I still feel out of touch with the kids with their fornites and dabbing. Am I old yet? :(
Nah, you're probably just stuffy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sup, Torgo?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

That wasn't mean, was it? It's just the hat and the beard.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Booger Presley posted:

It's a good look. You've always seemed like a level-headed fellow :rimshot:
:stare:

NO

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LingcodKilla posted:

What language was all that?
Cxu vi ne vidas?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sup, dinguses

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

LingcodKilla posted:

Only the best in CA and hence the US.

Which one, though? There are like a million El Chinos in California (although some of them don't lean so hard nto the yikes factor as that one).

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Northern California might as well be Southern Oregon. It is a perpetual embarrassment to this, the finest of these United States..

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Accidentla Death Rock Hair edition

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Schmeichy posted:



Finally bought the big bottle of Costco scotch
Mother of God...

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Proteus Jones posted:

It’s v. good.

Also, a lot more Satan than you’d expect given the lack of reaction by the Christian Right. And did I mention the Satan? Because hooo-boy, Hail Satan. Satan.


Edited to add: Satan.
I think you may be underplaying the Satan thing just a little.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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Picnic Princess posted:

Goddamn there's some good poo poo here recently
*readies camera to ruin the streak*

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

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My spoon is TOO BIG

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

One of the best feelings after coming out was a couple lady friend's eyes lighting up with "LETS GO SHOPPING" to help with the new wardrobe and makeup and all that.
I was a disappointment in that regard, hovering somewhere around soft butch.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fhqwhgads posted:

I got extremely drunk at my little brother's engagement party and made a bunch of embarrassing Facebook posts about it but hey, it's Wednesday and I wore pink
So fetch.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE

Also, never!

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

HEY NOW, HEY NOW NOW NOW, ONE OF US!

[Edit] obnoxious belt edition

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Horsey McHorseface posted:

Teagan, your nose is fabulous and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Srsly

At least you're not stuck with my Karl Maldenesque Hiberno-hebraic Honker. It's big like a pickle but I'm still getting paid


Hate Crime Edition

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

lookslikerain posted:



I am predisposed to find everyone cute. Except me. And I paid a lot of money for my face.
I got mine for free, so I guess you get what you pay for :v:

I think you're adorable

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Teagan posted:




This was probably the first year of being on SA, and I don't think I had grown into my nose yet, and still had babyface a bit :) I look at it now, and think to myself " that's really not that bad, girl".
Nah, they were just being horrible.Back in--what, `03?--there was a lot more Queen Bee vibe thing going on with some of the girls.

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