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At work. I get poo poo for looking like the "spaceship spaceship" guy from the Lego movie, because I always have this stupid grin when I take pictures. On an otherwise boring day. Department name colored out for obvious reasons. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 05:58 on Apr 27, 2015 |
# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 05:44 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 16:50 |
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Holy poo poo, lol... They found me!!!
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# ¿ May 6, 2015 04:45 |
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An important lesson was learned about taking selfies when you've been at work for 13 hours, and haven't slept in 20.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 13:54 |
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So this isn't my dog, but he's still pretty cool. Good conversationalist. He wants to travel before he settles down and has puppies. Wants to be an attorney. Nice guy all around.
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# ¿ May 3, 2017 06:19 |
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cash crab not an actual raccoon confirmed.
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# ¿ May 11, 2017 01:07 |
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The wife and I took a quick trip to Amsterdam yesterday, and it was absolutely gorgeous.
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 08:29 |
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"So Zipperelli, we know you just worked a 60 hour shift on the rescue, but the hospital could really use some help right now..." I hate myself, but also love money.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 06:43 |
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King of the Beach posted:Florida medic and money?? Does not compute. You must be union... IAFF, but that's about it. I'm more referring to the insane amount of hours I'm putting in.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 07:52 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Critter pics? Critter pic! We're opening an new lemur exhibit at work so I got some good shots because I got to go in for a sneak preview. Here's one! There's a person who lives in my response zone for 911, that I've transported to the hospital a number of times, who has a service lemur. It's literally the coolest poo poo ever. Last time we transported her, she brought it with her to the hospital in the rescue. It sat in a seat and let us buckle it in. I was dumbfounded.
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# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 21:51 |
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Please excuse the terrible tie knot, but the wife and I got tickets to Hamilton, and I was too excited to make it look good.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 05:38 |
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Zzulu posted:You'll be bald soon mate lovely genetics. What can ya do?
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 13:36 |
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Randaconda posted:Better get a hat, Florida is a bad place to be bald. I used to shave my head. It made my mornings so much easier. It was pretty great in general....... once I got a base tan. Sunburns on your scalp suck
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 13:59 |
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Randaconda posted:I do what I do for the good of my country. I'm still not convinced you're not taking all those AUG photos yourself. Yeah. Could see most, if not all of these coming from N. Central FL. poo poo, I could get plenty of AUG here in Gainesville.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 02:34 |
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LingcodKilla posted:Send me any stuff you want and I'll pass it along. Seconding this. I love weird poo poo. Also, I'm always open to having goon friends. PM me with your weird stories, anecdotes, terrible jokes or if you're just down to talk to someone new! I can reply in kind with gross and funny medical stories from working on the ambulance for the last 5 years.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2017 03:54 |
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Then: And now (well, 6 months ago with the wife in Italy):
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 13:05 |
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CeramicPig posted:I wanna be in on this It literally just clicked for me that you were my secret santa a few years ago. The dispatcher shirt reminded me. Awesome gifts, btw. I loved the Schadenfreude book, and the firefighter calender, even though I look nothing like those studs lol.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 08:15 |
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CeramicPig posted:You were my santa! You were great and took your frustration at dispatch out on me then loved me with wine I've heard whispers in dark alleys about the love of wine that the women folk have. I had to see it for myself. Did I send 2 bottles?
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2017 11:39 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:What happens after I've been up for at least 30 hours. I looked like that after getting off a 48 hour shift with about 3 total hours of rest. It sucks.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 12:29 |
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Randaconda posted:what is shoe gaze .... So just noise apparently.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 12:41 |
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Hard no. posted:I got randomly recognized on a dating site? And it was the creepiest thing ever! I think face to face would be even worse! Eh, tbf I'm sure it also depends heavily on how they approach you. If they're a normal, well adjusted person saying "oh hey, you're a goon as well huh? I post in the selfie thread too! Cool beans." then that shouldn't be a problem, and if anyone is weirded out by that, then the problem is probably with themselves. BUT! If they're acting awkward/creepy, then for sure I can see that being weird. PSA: Don't be weirdos, goons. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 19:06 on Sep 1, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 19:04 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Wow, rude. But fair.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 05:27 |
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Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:
I implore you to breathe next time you lift weights, before you have an aneurysm. Nice lift though.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2017 02:41 |
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CeramicPig posted:
You can be my dispatcher anytime bb
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 02:11 |
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Picnic Princess posted:BRB opening a chicken nugget and fidget spinner mall kiosk Can I invest? Kitchner posted:Am I missing something obvious here? Whats chitown? Chitown is Chicago.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 03:12 |
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Kitchner posted:I suppose it's no more stupid than people calling London the Big Smoke. tbf, that name would fit for Chicago in the 1800s as well.
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 03:29 |
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Teagan posted:
Even in the pic on the left you're still Some can pull it off, some can't. You clearly can.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 13:40 |
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Light Gun Man posted:It's Halloween at work For a good 5 seconds I thought you were vaping out of a blood bag. ... I had lots of questions.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 00:51 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What are you up to?
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 11:10 |
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Randaconda posted:Likely story. I'm gonna ask Lowtax for a full investigation of this, along with your email server.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 23:21 |
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CeramicPig posted:
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 05:09 |
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Horsey McHorseface posted:Hello goons. Is there where you go when you're in need of validation? Your username is a filthy lie.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 13:00 |
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COOL CORN posted:Good morning goons, I’m very sleepy but I have a new shirt on I like that shirt. It's a good shirt. Horsey McHorseface posted:Yayy! Validation! I forgive you. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Oct 26, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 13:16 |
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Scathach posted:Congrats on the lasik! Also I think you're gorgeous and way too hard on yourself.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2017 12:22 |
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CeramicPig posted:Cross posting from sass thread. Glad to hear they took good care of you! Also, Happy Thanksgiving all you beautiful nerds! I originally was slated to have the day off, but UFHealth offered me a literal ridiculous amount of money to come and work a shift in the ER tonight, so you bet your rear end I came in. That and nurses know how to throw the gently caress down on a potluck. Zipperelli. has a new favorite as of 10:15 on Nov 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 24, 2017 10:09 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:I'm drafting up a set of Pizza Rules as we speak. This is where we draw the line.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 07:08 |
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Randaconda posted:I'm old, so I remember the snowstorm this part of the state got in 89. Alright grandpa, that's enough story time for today. Go eat your prunes.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 14:43 |
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Yo I'm glad your friend is ok... The flu shot this year has been less than 9% effective in preventing influenza A. Also, the flu is killing people this year. A lot of people. Be smart! Wash your hands and wash them often. The flu is viral. If you get it, there's nothing we can do for you but offer sympathy and good advice. It has to run it's course and do it's thing. Also, regardless of this year's flu shot being ineffective, it's still better than nothing. Get a flu shot. I've been in close contact with (at last count) 32 flu positive patients in my ambulance, and have yet to get the flu *knocks wood*. Get your flu shot, people! unless you can't for health reasons. And no, you don't get the flu from the shot. So don't even try saying it -Your Friendly Neighborhood Healthcare Professional
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 16:28 |
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Kitchner posted:I think the main reason for this medical bias is that everyone knows the most important factor in making a correct diagnosis is having a penis. It's like an antenna through which medical knowledge is recieved when making a diagnosis, and if you don't have one then I'm sorry but the people with penises cannot trust your judgement. As a paramedic with a penis, can confirm.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 09:40 |
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What exactly is going on? I can see some circular redness, but that's about it. Any swelling? Running a fever? Streaking coming from the red spot?
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 08:12 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 16:50 |
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Picnic Princess posted:A lipoma or cyst or something. It's over quadrupled in size since I mentioned it, what, two days ago? Going to the doctor tomorrow. Bodies are terrible. Make sure you see a specialty like Dermatology. If you go to your PCP, he/she is gonna take one look and tell you that you need a specialty consult, take your co-pay, and be on his/her way. If you cut out the middle man, you can go to Dermatology and they should be able to diagnose and fix you up in 1 visit. I had a cyst under my arm that popped up that my PCP told me he couldn't do poo poo about after waiting 2 months for an appointment.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 08:28 |