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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Took it out the other day and then left it on her night stand.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
We still doing selfies in our cars after haircuts? Good.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Pet pictures? My cat decided to pose with my copy of Paradoxes of Power the other day.


And this picture of me on a date got snagged the other day.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
It's at Laumeier Sculpture Park in St. Louis. They're GWAR-inspired mechanical insects.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


My friend's girlfriend took a picture of him. The greatest picture of me ever taken lurked in the background.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

antidote posted:

Is that a Doyle logo...

Yeah, My best friend passed away back in June. When he did he already had an appointment to get a tattoo of the Doyle logo. He'd even paid for it already. I kept his appointment and it became this kind of thing. Four of us have it now. He went into the ground with a pick Doyle threw from the stage the last time we saw him in his his hand.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
It's okay! It's been a month and a half and while I still miss him every day that picture was taken at a benefit show to raise money for his family that I organized, we're talking about starting a foundation in his name to help musicians pay for opiate addiction treatment programs. The benefit gave us all a way to say goodbye together and hopefully the start of building toward stopping people from feeling the way we do right now.

Actually, if you remember when I posted this picture-



that's my boy on the left there.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I read an article about that not long ago. Also majorly jealous.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I'll be more fun this time! I realize protesting the Westboro Baptist Church is some really low-hanging fruit. Didn't stop me from doing it when they stuck their heads out in my city.
We decided to show our appreciation for St Louis Metropolitan Police shoving us out into the street to escort the WBC out. That's me in the second row with the keffiyeh and the hand tattoos.



Then we had a dance party in front of the courthouse and the arch. (At that point my face cover was just for fun and because I'd been wearing it all day anyway.)

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

syscall girl posted:

As a gay biker who fought in Afghanistan it's hard for me to do so but I hope you will.

No one got aggressive with them apart from yelling at them. Mostly we just played music louder than their hateful pop remixes and help pride flags up to block view of their signs from the street.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Your hair is rad! But I have never understood how people don't bite down on cheek piercings.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Sometimes... Sometimes... A metal band waves a machete in your face after pelting you with fake cocaine.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Hey y'all. I'm moving from South East Missouri to Detroit in three days. One of my friends snapped this photo at my going away party. I enjoy it.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
My septum is a 4g. Used to be 00g.

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I say this without any irony or sarcasm: are you somebody's cousin, and do you want to go bowling?

I'm too many people's cousin. My mom has seven siblings. And as long as the bowling alley serves beer I'll go for it. Never broken 70 though.


Mocking Bird posted:

Hey man, like the Vonnegut tattoo. How’s your dick-tat doing?

Thanks! I wanted it since I was 15 or so and don't remember getting it. I went on an eleven day bender five years ago and I got it on the eighth day. And my dick tattoo is doing rad! The piercing I got to keep it company didn't do so hot and is no longer with me.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

First attempt at going out and putting on a smile since breaking up after an 8 year relationship. Please find enclosed my best effort at cheering up for your kind perusal:



Breaking up sucks btw

Same.

Took a twenty six hour round trip bus ride to see my son for his birthday six months after moving from Missouri to Michigan. This is two hours before I got back to Michigan on the goddamn Greyhound.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Queen Combat posted:

I did 26 hours to Anaheim once on Greyhound.

Never again.

My favorite part was the white kid in a Christmas sweater on January 14th rapping about being, and I quote, "molested by witches" in a bus station. Then he got on the bus behind me. He showed me his crystal collection. I have one of those. I didn't bring it on the bus for some reason. Thankfully he kept the ukelele in the case.

"Where are you from, kid?"
"Portland."
Guess where I'm never going?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

titties posted:

Whereabouts in Michigan? Do you want to go fishing

Belleville. And Hell yeah! Teach me to fish. You wanna get drunk on King Cobra and go to a grindcore show?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

titties posted:

Ouch, that's like 3.5 hours away

Rats. Also this bottle deposit poo poo has got y'all convinced 2.60 is worth an extra trip to Meijer. And I work there. It ain't.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Real tired of the pandemic about now. This was from when I visited New York in March.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Pretty excited about my sick new Phyllomedusa shirt.

It just says "I LIKE FROGS" on the back.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Goober Peas posted:

Hello everyone how are you?

I'm in the middle of a 2 week sabbatical, feel like my body is catching up on rest and destressing.

Got a second job so I can work seven days a week so... Pretty much the opposite.

First day at my new job was today.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


My partner moved in with me recently and took this picture of me getting too excited to put on shorts for the first time this year.

That 175 pounds I lost is getting super obvious.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Thanks! Its the longest its been in 7 or 8 years. I've kinda missed it. Mostly im just too covid paranoid to get a haircut.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Me putting off clocking in for thirty seconds to take a selfie this morning. Proceeded to use a spray gun for 8 straight hours without setting it down.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Classic stickers on the mirror

There's one on a paper towel dispenser just out of frame that says "Employees must wash genitals before returning to work."

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Congrats Atarian!

Ben Quebec you're really drat handsome!

And you're looking good Duck_King! I know that old shirt fitting feeling and its nice.

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Big GG Alin energy (but hopefully not that big 😬)

And... GG Allin, you say?

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


I need a break.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Here to ruin the aesthetics of this page.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Shellception posted:

Big fan of that sweatshirt's design. Looks cool as hell.

Thanks! Its an Intercourse shirt.

Mods please change my name to Dr. Pantysniffer

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Definitely getting my tongue split eventually. Super loving jealous.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Dixville posted:

Just hangin out with a cute guinea peeg at work. I freed her from her cardboard box prison. She was crying and I couldn't stand it so I cuddled her even though she probably has ringworm. I was wearing gloves at least. I love guinea pigs and had one growing up that was my bff but my cat and dog would probably try to eat one if I brought it home.


Please rub the little ears for me. :swoon:

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Covid shot #2 down.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Duck_King posted:

Need more patches!

There's at least 20 on that vest and I have a huge box of patches that I need at put on.
Bonus picture of me waking up from a nap with my left arm swelled up like a hotdog though.

Good lord these dead gay forums are on my phone.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Loving the piggie pictures. Now i have to post Boar Glue.


https://hatebeak.bandcamp.com/album/birdhouse-by-the-cemetery-2

The last three tracks all have guinea pigs on vocals. I have the record and I swear to God it has "lyrics" in the liner notes.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Got a haircut and shaved.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Ignite Memories posted:

You look very nice!

Something about the hat and nosering work particularly well together... maybe because they've both sort of got the same line weight?

Thanks! I dunno what it is with the hat. It doesn't really work if the bill is bent either.

Heath posted:

The Hail Satan looks a lot more fresh than the cross does.

Its about a decade newer. The cross was my first tattoo when i was 15. I got Hail Satan and the sigil of Lucifer under it when I was 25.

And i like it, Dixville! I got new opalite jewelry today, oddly enough. Not sure how I feel about it. The nose ring I just took out is the same one in pictures in this thread from years ago. (like the ones of me at Riotfest) Its been on a bit of a journey with me for six or seven years now.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I hear ya, smaller just isn't a good option any more because the piercing itself is huge. I've worn plain steel captive bead rings in it for 12 years now. Thought I'd try changing it up but i think something with a curve might be a better fit. Also nice to not have to wipe everything i eat off of it.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Got an injection of Benadryl a few minutes ago and boy does it hit!



Digging the shirt.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.


Partner wanted to go clothes shopping today.

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