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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Totally serious picture for the totally serious PYP2

You can find me in the church bathroom, first stall on the left.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Objectively that's a much nicer picture of you.




(Get some steel chompers)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Upholding my right to bare arms.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


El Chupanebrae posted:

I'm digging your tactical shorts

Armored trucks are hot and usually have bad AC. Company policy is shorts or pants.
Shorty short all day er'day for 7 years now.

Plus I got great legs.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Titty Warlord posted:

lol at you pussyfooting about calling a girl cute

It's a multi year running joke in this super serious thread.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


psyopmonkey posted:

Isnt it pretty easy?

Pickup money from the reserve, go to banks, wheel it in, go to the next bank.

Its like UPS/DHL for bux.

Yeah you missed a few steps but it's not rocket science.
Servicing ATMs is a pain and UPS/DHL pay more.

UPS isn't usually attacked for their stuff.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Titty Warlord posted:

huh wha?... im too busy masterbating...

Pics or it didn't happen

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


psyopmonkey posted:

I would post a selfie, but im sick.

So no.

Also, birds are gross and cute at the same time.

Yeah the fact they don't have control of their sphincter is kinda nasty. Also holy poo poo parrot bites hurt.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Evelyn Nesbit posted:





Hello friends.

Your shirts on backwards.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lars is that you?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I bet your hair was wild big in the 80s and 90s!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


psyopmonkey posted:

Creepy thread best thread

Hell yeah as long as people don't get all bent out of shape about random internet strangers picking out every little flaw.

But I do actually dig the big hair.


Isn't the front camera usually better camera?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EmmyOk posted:

Not on an iPhone, and if it was then just look at it that's what a front camera is for.

Yeah I guess she was honest about her camera skills.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


sether01 posted:

since im here, i might as well say hi


Thank you for your kindness.

John Waters/kindergarten school girl crossplay?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


rodbeard posted:

I recently went to a party and spent most of my time there playing with the host's kittens.

Did you at least get a room?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ugh.... Steampunk/lolita themed wedding?

My very good buddy did a ren fair/ Star Trek themed wedding and sadly I was out of town on a previously planned trip for it....

(Marriage didn't last)

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You do realize that you are not the focal part of wedding?

IE you stick out like a sore red clown thumb

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:



renovating the worlds most poorly constructed home

lol you in Newark?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

If I was in Newark I would burn the house down and sell the lot, I'm in some historical district in Neptune.

Yeah I got a old section 8 house next to me going on the market for the first time in 20 years after the previous owner raided a bum encampment to add 4 rooms to the house.
Not enough lipstick, too big of a pig.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Dust Radio posted:

Another older-mom-type goon here, but look; these are the best dogs.



Want to pet those dogs. Woof!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


This is what I get for taking a nap. Dang.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


A little overcompensating on the censored bar chief.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bloody Cum Fart posted:

Makes me miss my black kittum :( RIP Roast Beef.

Your cats name was vagina related too?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Undead Larper spotted.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Yeah I lift

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


casual poster posted:

Did the narwhal's horn keep falling down? I went with someone who dressed as Louise from bob's burgers and she had bunny ears on her head and they kept falling down, I imagine a horn the size of the narwhal's must of been hard to handle.

It's not a horn it's a tusk or really overgrown buck tooth.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Why do you have breasts on your forehead?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I got 12 yr old female cousins with better facial hair than that.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bowling.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Reverse Centaur posted:

I live in the mountains of British Columbia and we've always been told the mineral content of the water can give you the runs if it doesn't give you beaver fever or something nastier. Gotta boil it. This is our tap water source though, unchlorinated:



Ok I had to look that up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardiasis

I thought I had beaver fever once but I just took a cold shower to get rid of it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Raptor1033 posted:

Your jaw's fine as is.
Edit: Seriously, you transitioned well.

Yup.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

the dangerous levels of heavy metals would explain a lot of my issues tbqh


I'm a true to life ling cod killa.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Beekeeping and You posted:

Hey yall ;-*



(timged for huge+don't feel like opening up paint to make it smaller)

Why so glum, chum.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Beekeeping and You posted:

hey yall :q:



I hate my smile is why :smith: gummy smile runs in the family. also bonus for ~*~my girlfriend~*~

You have very tiny teeth.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Where the gently caress did you find that tripe?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Eat This Glob posted:

I got a new case for my iphone



Your hair matches your door.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nascardad posted:

thanks guys!!!

Her pussy has an ascot!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Rickycat posted:

aww your pussy looks as cuddly as mine!



Your miniature puma is plotting to eat you.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Darth123123 posted:

Your a very attractive man. *not gay, Cis male, banged my wife last night,... twice*

He's your mans man?

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Why yes I'm in the military. Love rocking the silly flattop.

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