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psyopmonkey posted:How about you go ahead and 670-1 that facial hair... Yeah I went through boot at 37 and I failed my first inspection due to facial hair. They made me shave twice a day but got hit on facial hair the next inspection so they just got me a no shave chit for the final one.
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gnarlyhotep posted:The military is loving stupid. I was in it and it was terrible. 2nd worst mistake of my life after getting married. Been married for going on 14 years and doing navy reserve IT is like getting payed to go to community college for six months. My BAH is retarded huge but I do miss the missus and kids.
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GunChicka posted:I got to try out robot legs a few weeks back. My next plan is just a full on iron man suit or the one from Aliens. Where do the guns mount on them? Keep smilin'
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May 3, 2015 14:00
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Detective Thompson posted:Thread's getting salty. Is that like thirsty?
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May 3, 2015 21:09
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Quantumfate posted:I snagged this to share with a friend, and I had to share with the world I love they way snarl and spit. Use to take care of a few back at the SF childrens zoo.
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May 5, 2015 03:03
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1977. Eat a dick.
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May 9, 2015 03:55
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psyopmonkey posted:No thanks. Figuratively not literally. I dont imagine one would cook up well or really taste good.
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May 9, 2015 03:58
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VendaGoat posted:Hey old timer, want me to cut your meat for you? You remember where you parked right? I'm in a Navy IT school and those are all questions I get on a weekly basis.
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May 9, 2015 05:03
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That's kinda of the threads thing. Anyways the outfit is pretty rad so shine on.
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May 10, 2015 12:02
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Picnic Princess posted:Actually I did fall off a mountain once and called in a helicopter rescue, they took me to the hospital and I was back climbing rocks in 5 weeks. That`s sort of the same thing. How much was the bill?
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May 12, 2015 17:59
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peter gabriel posted:Is that a fuckin unicorn? Won't know for sure until we try to ride it.
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May 17, 2015 13:33
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GunChicka posted:Yea, a spinal cord injury from 2013. Once you get full control of them please dont become a super villain.
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May 22, 2015 00:01
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SaltLick posted:that is the gayest poo poo i have ever seen Lol I highly doubt that on this forum.
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May 22, 2015 05:40
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Detective Thompson posted:What the H is going on in here?! You work on the assembly line for beer cozies?
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May 22, 2015 18:29
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GunChicka posted:So you're a neuroscientist with gorgeous eyes who lives in a picturesque country and works on curing spinal cord injuries. Jesus Christ marry me. I'll give him a handy-j for you if he promises to work hard on the issue as soon as I get back to the bay area. It's the least I can do.
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May 23, 2015 01:59
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Baby's first mustache. Except I'm 37. Got bored and dont got no one to kiss so why not?
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May 23, 2015 02:08
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Potato Alley posted:Ah, good old Whiskey Gulch. Lol the "real" whiskey gulch got demolished in the late 90s. Though it was the murder capital of the world in the early nighties. I grew up near there and partied there in the late nineties. You can judge how bad that area currently is by the McDonalds. If the Golden Arches has a shotgun armed guard posting outside its time to go. Thankfully things have been calm for about a decade now.
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May 23, 2015 05:06
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SuperiorColliculus posted:.... There's no McDonald's around here. It's on university in front of the police HQ and library. The only Bof A atm is there too. You been across town to the Nut House on California in Palo Alto proper? Best crappy bar in the county.
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May 23, 2015 05:15
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SuperiorColliculus posted:You mean on the other side of the freeway!!??? You big wuss. I work as an armed atm tech on a one man crew servicing most of the machines in that poo poo hole. It's not as bad as it looks anymore.
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May 23, 2015 05:26
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SuperiorColliculus posted:Let's go shooting at that gun range in mountain view. I realise I'm a dirty socialist and from the left wing paradise of Neiuw Ziillud, but I'm a military brat, so I have this one weird gun fascination. Girlfriends hate it! I'll be back in town at the end of June and I'd be glad to take you on a gun date. Pew pew.
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May 23, 2015 07:04
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B33rChiller posted:Awe poo poo, TFR's leaking! I'm always down to catch and eat my totem fish. I may move up to the Seattle area soon!
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May 23, 2015 07:45
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GunChicka posted:I'm in the bay area several times a year to visit family and do rehab and would shoot a gun. Send me pm and I'll make it happen. I'm extremely gun enabling.
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May 23, 2015 08:08
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Three Olives posted:Three Olives attempts interacting with a human baby. Dont eat the goddamn babbies. Not food.
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May 23, 2015 19:04
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Vaginaface posted:What's the story on that tattoo? Looks like a bad military tatt.
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May 23, 2015 20:06
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Casu Marzu posted:Was compared to Fabio today. We're both ridiculously good looking AND we both got nailed in the face by an suicidal bird. Well at least you won the fight with the bird?
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May 23, 2015 20:40
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batheinblood posted:I agree about the sunglasses, but your bone structure is amazing. Mumble mumble milf mumble mumble. Dont be silly. Looking like a mom is all in the pants not the hair.
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May 24, 2015 16:01
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99 CENTS AMIGO posted:Wedding season has started, and only alcohol will fuel my wife and I. See what you put your guests through now?
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May 26, 2015 02:43
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99 CENTS AMIGO posted:Literally reacting in '90s music video sunglasses surprise at this vile calumny You forced me to look up "calumny". I therefore pronounce you insufferably face-punchable. j/k (not really)
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May 26, 2015 05:28
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dv8 posted:I may have been born in the early 70's but I don't dress like it on a daily basis just in case you're like, "wtf"? with my outfit. Every year I hold a huge themed NYE party with all of my friends; we brought in 2015 with everything from The Bee Gees classic tight, gold track suits to maroon Sergio Valenti bell bottoms; food, drinks and music were also 70's related. Foxy lady! What's your sign?
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May 26, 2015 23:44
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37 for two more weeks. 20 year high school reunion this summer eek!
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May 28, 2015 01:52
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Darf posted:Break in the geriatric gang. Late 20's checking in. Got drunk and got into a 'lets punch each other in the face to see who hits harder' contest. I don't drink often as I tend to make poor decisions, obviously... Better than playing drunk gay chicken and waking up in bed with your bro. So I've heard...
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May 28, 2015 18:00
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Some Zero posted:What are the rules for this game? Get as physically close as possibly while acting seductively without actually touching. First person to flinch loses. Gay chicken.
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May 29, 2015 23:09
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macky2dope posted:This is my girlfriend and I: me in the middle, and Fred the rat on the right I'm just happy you made clear who was the rat. Nice rat!
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Goddamn it bird you beat me to it.A 50S RAYGUN posted:please don't 'ironically' objectify people, tia Please dont unironically point out what everyone is thinking. Thank you in advance.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They're being more and more specific about it, so you better He better not gently caress this up with his punchable face just asking for it.
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Jun 9, 2015 01:50
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Monicro posted:Do you wanna have an 18-off motherfucker also here's me in a dumb pose tell me im pretty But I can't tell if your an ugly boy or ugly girl.
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C2C - 2.0 posted:Old man incoming: Thanks! Wasn't so bad had some nice food and good beer. Time for sleep so I can get to San Antonio tomorrow.
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