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BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014
Erotic images present in games are deeply offensive to servants of the Heavenly Father such as myself. Please do NOT post such images in this thread lest you go the way of the sexual deviant, urban feral or dirty immigrant.

Thank you and God Bless.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Good to see some Christian gamers on this Godless site. Keep strong matey.

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay
:dong:
e:it's Kirby's dick and balls (Kirby Air Ride, 2003)

BoothsBeard
May 26, 2014

Wormskull posted:

Good to see some Christian gamers on this Godless site. Keep strong matey.

I feel that you are a kindred spirit and if you ever wish to play the world's grandest MMO please remember to go to the House of the Lord this next Sunday.

Instead of playing games rife with the temptations of the weaker sex's Dirty Pillows and depictions of Urban Ferals smoking the Devil's Lettuce please remember to play patriotic games



Thank you and God Bless.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I feel like Samus is okay though

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Widestancer posted:

I feel like Samus is okay though



verified 100% halal by Super Mullah-o himself. praise sonic (pbuh)

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014


Look at the double drums on that

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
boss

why did you defect and then open your shirt??

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Thought this thread was going to be about gamepods from existenz, disappointed

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
quote this if you've committed self pollution whilst watching the strippers in gta4.

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Abandon posted:

quote this if you've committed self pollution whilst watching the strippers in gta4.

does it count if I fapped after I killed them?

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Ekster posted:

does it count if I fapped after I killed them?

i say ok

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Ekster posted:

does it count if I fapped after I killed them?

i think that counts double

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Abandon posted:

quote this if you've committed self pollution whilst watching the strippers in gta4.

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Abandon posted:

quote this if you've committed self pollution whilst watching the strippers in gta4.
What about those in Vice City?

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Wormskull posted:

Good to see some Christian gamers on this Godless site. Keep strong matey.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

BoothsBeard posted:

I feel that you are a kindred spirit and if you ever wish to play the world's grandest MMO please remember to go to the House of the Lord this next Sunday.

Instead of playing games rife with the temptations of the weaker sex's Dirty Pillows and depictions of Urban Ferals smoking the Devil's Lettuce please remember to play patriotic games



Thank you and God Bless.

have you considered the benefits that satan brings you:

  • cast cool spells
  • bone down on hot chicks
  • rad drugs and music
  • friends and cash prizes
  • guilt free murdering
  • satan

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if someone doesn't post some nice video game titties i'm gonna scream

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The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

Widestancer posted:

I feel like Samus is okay though



no beauty mark, not canon

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