So, my son does martial arts and yesterday he chopped a brick in half

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

with his hand. And that's kind of hosed up.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:15

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 14:21

Diqnol

he's gonna gently caress you up bitch!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:16

GoodbyeTurtles

i once did this but instead of a brick it was a metaphorical hurdle.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

anime gently caress pillow posted:

he's gonna gently caress you up bitch!

One day my son will best me in combat and become the rightful leader of our tribe.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:17

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

One day my son will best me in combat and become the rightful leader of our tribe.

actually the newcomer usually dominates (sexually) the older leader and thus becomes the leader

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:18

Diqnol

Better watch your wife, cuz she's a brick (musical interlude) house.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:18

Cosmic Charlie: How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue

GODSPEED BRUCE LEE

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:18

Iseeyouseemeseeyou

your son is literally going to gently caress you!!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:18

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

your son is a powerful alpha male

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:19

GoodbyeTurtles

soon, you will be the brick

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

actually the newcomer usually dominates (sexually) the older leader and thus becomes the leader

Jeez, dude, I'm not a loving lion. He will acquire his own wife from another tribe and therefore enhance our genetic diversity. In this way we become strong like the mighty Mongolian gerbil

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:20

FluffieDuckie

i dare you to go try to ground him

right now. report back

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:20

dogcrash truther

my son chops bricks in half every day, as a drug dealer

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FluffieDuckie posted:

i dare you to go try to ground him

right now. report back

He is with his mother right now, I get him tomorrow.

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:21

bacalou

dogcrash truther posted:

my son chops bricks in half every day, as a drug dealer

can I have his number

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:21

dogcrash truther

he's been going to classes for about two years now, in a strip mall. Mr. Lee has taught him so much. He just got his own corner #proudpapa

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

dogcrash truther posted:

he's been going to classes for about two years now, in a strip mall. Mr. Lee has taught him so much. He just got his own corner #proudpapa

My son only works at a snack stand at an amusement park. "How will you take care of your old man?" I ask him

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:25

Diqnol

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My son only works at a snack stand at an amusement park. "How will you take care of your old man?" I ask him

Like this *chops brick in half*

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:27

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

My son only works at a snack stand at an amusement park. "How will you take care of your old man?" I ask him

such a dad joke

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:39

Pizzatime

sounds like you won at life op, gj

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pizzatime posted:

sounds like you won at life op, gj

finally!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:43

Pizzatime

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

He is with his mother right now, I get him tomorrow.

oh wait nvm

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pizzatime posted:

oh wait nvm

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:44

Don We Now: For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.

Pizzatime posted:

oh wait nvm

# ? Jul 31, 2014 19:44

Pizzatime

aw sorry man, I bet it's all alright, what do I know!

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:10

Slaapaav: by Azathoth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

with his hand. And that's kind of hosed up.

you should register his hands as lethal weapons

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:15

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Pizzatime

aw jeez aw jeez :ohdear:

# ? Jul 31, 2014 20:20

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