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Comic books are dumb as gently caress but Guardians of the Galaxy is fun as hell to watch
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Man my last 2 months in the Marines was some loving hellish nightmare. I ended up with lymphedema in one of my legs following a PFT so my foot ballooned the gently caress up and none of the docs had any idea what the gently caress it was. Queue me going all the way down to loving Portsmouth from VA Beach 2-3 times a loving week and being on light duty for almost a loving year. So my MSgt and some goddamn bipolar rear end Cpl in my workcenter are somehow convinced that I'm malingering or some poo poo despite you know one leg being twice as large as the other. It got to the point where good ol Top was looking for any loving reason in the world to get my rear end kicked out, and figured hey this dude is like 5lbs over his weight lets get him discharged for that. Literally the day after I finally find out what the gently caress is wrong with my leg after 11 loving months of going back and forth between doctors I get called down to headquarters to sign some paperwork to get me admin separated. I took the paperwork drove straight the gently caress back to Portsmouth and visited every goddamn doctor I had to visit, got a note from each one of them and then had a copy of all the relevant stuff for my foot and put all of that poo poo into the folder for my rebuttal. Two days later I'm offered an Honorable Discharge with Weight Control Failure attached to it, provided I just get the gently caress out instead of waiting for a medboard or my EAS which was 11 months away. I took that poo poo and walked the gently caress out. Oh yeah that bipolar Cpl loving ND'd into his wife with a goddamn Beretta and then went to Afghanistan as a security augment got promoted to Sgt. Like a week later a mortar lands a couple hundred meters away from him and apparently he went fetal, pissed himself and started crying. They flew him back home and he got a medical discharge for various mental poo poo. I should've stayed in loving Japan my whole enlistment 
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I immediately regret googling this. It's not nearly that loving bad, I'd suck start a revolver if it was. Basically one foot is 1.5x larger than the other one and as I do physical poo poo and walk around and stuff it gets progressively larger and painful to put pressure on. It's loving awful but not suicide inducing
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Aug 12, 2014 01:40
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well did he suck your dick or what
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Aug 13, 2014 22:53
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Hey cool my college VA rep just randomly decided to not file my deferment and I just lost half the classes on my old schedule because they're now full 
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Aug 19, 2014 14:12
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Before I even married my wife we had a very good discussion about kids and neither of us want them. If she up and decides she wants one she's free to go shopping elsewhere but we won't be married anymore. We actually had a friend get divorced over the same issue. gently caress having kids. I've seen the soul crushing experience it can be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_8cfVpXbo
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Aug 20, 2014 19:31
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Speaking of urban legends I found out that apparently I'm actually a ghost who haunts my middle school and kills retarded kids that use some crosswalk they've had closed for years
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Aug 28, 2014 01:25
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I can't even walk through walls, what a poo poo rear end ghost life this is
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Aug 28, 2014 01:33
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Snowdens Secret posted:Get a living person to paint crosswalk stripes on either side It's like this raised catwalk thing that connects two buildings that's about 2 stories off the ground so not like a traffic crosswalk 
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Aug 28, 2014 01:36
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Imagine I linked that piece of poo poo integrated suppressed AK-47 they made. Apparently all of their videos are getting taken down off of youtube 
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Aug 28, 2014 08:22
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:yeah, unfortunately for you, mr. nice, living in the south doesn't exactly help with lovely VA hospitals. must be some sort of magnet for incompetence. The loving Tampa VA is some type of hellish construction of suffering and despair. Like goddamn that poo poo is packed every loving day to the goddamn gills with people. I spend more time parking my loving car or using the dumb valet service they have there than I do actually talking to the loving doctor. I drive 40 minutes each way to basically hear "Ok well I'll schedule an appointment with this specialist thanks for showing up!" and away I go. Thank loving christ I don't have anything actually seriously wrong with me or I'd probably be loving dead
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Aug 30, 2014 17:22
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Yeah it has an emergency room 
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Delizin posted:Didn't see this get mentioned earlier:  
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