Ask me about coming back from the dead and having tentacles.

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CoolJeff420: Jul 20, 2014

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Hello, my name is Jeff and I died about 10 hours ago after having psychotic episode and murdering my neighbours, but the cold embrace of death didn't keep me down for long. Thanks to Damballas' love and grace, I have been brought back to cleanse the world of fear and sickness by concentrating all the flesh of the world into one harmonious being.

Please don't ask any questions regarding japanese schoolgirls, thanks.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:26

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 08:40

super mario batali: Aug 1, 2013; Dice-a the Mushroom; Grimey Drawer

So the japanese schoolgirls are immune?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 06:28

Lemonpieman: Jan 18, 2010

Maybe take a break from drinking? Try AA or something. It's pretty common feeling among alcoholics. Plus if you're sober it's easier to ignore the voices in your head. Then after a while, they go away. Maybe they're just waiting in hiding.
Either way- go to google and look up "AA meetings in [your area]" then go to the nearest one. Tell them what you said here. They will be nice. Plus there's lots of cute girls in recovery so worst case scenario is you waste an hour of your day; but you might meet someone nice. If you dont like it, you can always go back to isolating, drinking all day, and being controlled by the voices in your head.
Or you can change nothing and keep telling yourself you don't have a problem. That will fix it- I'm sure.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 08:18

hate pants: Jul 17, 2012; FUCK PANTS 4 LYFE

hello cooljeff. Hope you succeed!

# ? Aug 2, 2014 09:03

Zapper: Mar 14, 2006; Zap!

Are your tentacles octopus like or are they more jellyfish type?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:22

Trustfund.: Feb 14, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Would your tentacles make for a good calamari?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:31

super mario batali: Aug 1, 2013; Dice-a the Mushroom; Grimey Drawer

CoolJeff420 posted:

OVERVIEW

Hello, my name is Jeff and I died about 10 hours ago after having psychotic episode and murdering my neighbours, but the cold embrace of death didn't keep me down for long. Thanks to Damballas' love and grace, I have been brought back to cleanse the world of fear and sickness by concentrating all the flesh of the world into one harmonious being.

Please don't ask any questions regarding japanese schoolgirls, thanks.

Is this like katamari ?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:34

Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

This is cool, Jeff.

# ? Aug 2, 2014 15:49

Testikles: Feb 22, 2009

Why is it always tentacles? Why not gigantic gorilla arms or hawk talons or something else?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 18:22

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Whatever happened to your family, man?

# ? Aug 2, 2014 21:44

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

What's it like having a PCP/LSD gland?

# ? Aug 3, 2014 01:19

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Magnus Gallant: Mar 9, 2010; by Lowtax; Grimey Drawer

What's the weirdest thing you've done with your tentacles?

How many things can your brain handle doing at once?

# ? Aug 3, 2014 02:18

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