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This guy I work with invited me to dinner tonight with he and his wife + another couple, and I probably shouldn't go there emptyhanded I barely know this guy because I just started working there a few weeks ago and I've only seen him 3 or 4 times. I've never met his wife (or maybe it's his girlfriend, I have no idea) or the other couple. i've been told there's going to be plenty of steak and fish and vegetables and beer and wine and dessert and that I don't need to bring anything. so what should I bring
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Aug 4, 2014 18:30
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Wine. You can never have too much cause an unopened bottle can just be put away.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:31
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dead bishop
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Aug 4, 2014 18:31
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SpazmasterX posted:Wine. You can never have too much cause an unopened bottle can just be put away. what kind of wine should I bring? I don't know poo poo about wine, but this guy knows his poo poo
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Aug 4, 2014 18:33
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Stevie Lee posted:what kind of wine should I bring? I don't know poo poo about wine, but this guy knows his poo poo Go into a wine shop, describe your problem, don't pay more than <x> amount of dollar if you feel like they're upselling you. Also even if you or the wine shop screws up he'd probably be too polite to tell you. Also consider bringing tasteful flowers for the wife, like a Cuckblossom.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:35
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Being a 24 pack of coors light and don't share it.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:35
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Randler posted:Go into a wine shop, describe your problem, don't pay more than <x> amount of dollar if you feel like they're upselling you. Also even if you or the wine shop screws up he'd probably be too polite to tell you. This. Also helps if you know what the meal is so you can match the wine to it.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:37
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bring a hooker
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Aug 4, 2014 18:38
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You could be Mr. Cool and just bring flowers. If they have enough food and drink, flowers can be nicely appreciated, especially to the wife. If this person is in any position of authority or influence over you in this new job, that could make a good impression. Or their marriage sucks and he hates you makes it his mission to destroy you since his wife thinks you're hot poo poo now. Basically do this.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:39
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bring a container of soylent and refuse to eat any of the food
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Aug 4, 2014 18:39
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Aug 4, 2014 18:40
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And cocaine.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:40
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A party can never have enough goku.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:41
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weed lots and lots of weed
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Aug 4, 2014 18:41
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also i kinda feel bad for you OP. there are very few things so innocent as a dinner party that can end up being so awkward
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Aug 4, 2014 18:41
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Since they said they are good on food and drinks flowers seem pretty nice.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:42
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- hi
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1gnoirents posted:also i kinda feel bad for you OP. there are very few things so innocent as a dinner party that can end up being so awkward especially since I don't know any of them. and I'm a weirdo goon. also I think they're all at least ten years older than me. I had a chance to back out this mornign and I didn't.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:43
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bring some four Loko, so you can let him know that while you not only like to party, you are all about frugality and efficiency
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Aug 4, 2014 18:43
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are you bringing a wife or girlfriend
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Aug 4, 2014 18:43
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its a pretty good idea to bring wine then. it helps also be prepared for a surprise orgy just in case
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Aug 4, 2014 18:44
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Cool Blue Reason posted:are you bringing a wife or girlfriend lol what do you think
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Aug 4, 2014 18:44
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good god just bring a bottle of $10-12 red wine . drink with them and chat.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:44
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1gnoirents posted:also be prepared for a surprise orgy just in case yeah, this happens more often than you'd expect op. it's considered polite to take the initiative
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Aug 4, 2014 18:44
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 My sister is a teacher and one of her students gave her this for Christmas last year.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:45
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Three Olives posted:
he wants her V
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Aug 4, 2014 18:46
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Three Olives posted:
isn't that stuff like $5 a bottle? maybe I'll just bring some Carlo Rossi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2uNMDaRok4 also thanks for the 4 Loko idea I'm sure they'll like the grape
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Aug 4, 2014 18:48
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No need to bring anything; just be yourself. Duct tape your dick to your taint and wear that sexy little dress you're so fond of, op
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Aug 4, 2014 18:50
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If someone brought Goku to my dinner party I'd probably invite them back.
Khorne fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Aug 4, 2014 |
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Aug 4, 2014 18:52
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Khorne posted:If someone brought Goku to my dinner party I'd probably invite them back.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:53
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Stevie Lee posted:isn't that stuff like $5 a bottle? Yes around Christmas last year the Walmart by my house put a baby grand player piano in the front of the store and surrounded it with Andre for reasons I don't understand.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:53
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Go to like a local pastry shop and pick up a variety box.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:55
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buy a big 5 gallon bag of wine take it out of the box and just stick in your pants and have a dixie cup in your hand.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:55
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Just bring something you feel comfortable bringing that you really enjoy. Cheese and crackers can be pretty ace if you are into cheeses. It also fits well in a casual environment where chips & dip would be appropriate, but it also fits well into a stuffier environment where that wouldn't be too appropriate.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:55
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Dont just stare at it. Eat it.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:57
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sneak a framed dickpic onto the mantlepiece OP they will appreciate it
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Aug 4, 2014 18:58
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Bring a condom. You never know.
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Aug 4, 2014 18:59
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2-liter bottle of grain alcohol, stack of Amway brochures, and pictures of your cat.
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Aug 4, 2014 19:15
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amityville anus posted:bring a dead hooker
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Aug 4, 2014 19:17
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bring a live hooker. then make her dead at the party
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