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by Lowtax
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1. crush your balls between your thighs
2. rapid dry jerk until you bleed
3. have a girl touch your penis
3. go through your moms laundry
6. feed your brussel sprouts to your pet wjen your parents aren't looking
7. baked ziti
5. hide in your shower and when your roommate is on the toilet jump out and scare him
8. lower a garage door onto your lower half
9. watch a scary movie with a friend
10. the scene in beowulf where beowulf is naked
post your own Pro Tips.
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- The Human Crouton
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THE PENETRATOR's mom.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:21
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by Lowtax
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my Mom isn't real.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:23
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- Devils Affricate
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vote republican
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Aug 5, 2014 06:23
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- VendaGoat
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I prefer Lasagna instead of Baked ziti
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Aug 5, 2014 06:25
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by Lowtax
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I prefer Lasagna instead of Baked ziti
best way to get off, for murder
1. vendagoat is the victim
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Aug 5, 2014 06:27
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- cat doter
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gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
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let the penetrator do that move where he stabs you with his sword then throws you, heal up and then let him do it again
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Aug 5, 2014 06:30
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- Mimesweeper
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welp, came here to post this sooo
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Aug 5, 2014 06:30
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- VendaGoat
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best way to get off, for murder
1. vendagoat is the victim
Your Honor, I'm Gay
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Aug 5, 2014 06:30
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- The Human Crouton
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best way to get off, for murder
1. vendagoat is the victim
Don't you hurt VendaGoat!
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Aug 5, 2014 06:31
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by XyloJW
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Sodomized by the pursuer repeatedly.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:32
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by XyloJW
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Don't you hurt VendaGoat!
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Aug 5, 2014 06:33
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- NurhacisUrn
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All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.
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Aug 5, 2014 06:34
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make a new year resolution and then break it
I've made 12 and broken 6 so far, every breaking makes me as a white chocolate volcano
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Aug 5, 2014 06:34
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by FactsAreUseless
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Wear a fursuit
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Aug 5, 2014 06:36
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- numberoneposter
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How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!
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Ferris Bueller Gets Off (1986)
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Aug 5, 2014 06:59
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by Athanatos
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I prefer Lasagna instead of Baked ziti
Please stop trolling.
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Aug 5, 2014 07:55
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- kode54
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aka kuroshi
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Aug 5, 2014 07:55
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by FactsAreUseless
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velcro wherever u can
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Aug 5, 2014 07:57
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- 9goats dead
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BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
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have a beautiful older man, married, desperately lonely yet clinging onto his marriage, gently lick your rear end & taint as he jacks you off. you finish in his mouth. he kisses you. you sleep soundly. death to israel. death to america.
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Aug 5, 2014 07:58
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surprised to see nobody has posted "drunk unprotected sex with a strange woman you met half an hour earlier" but i guess this is the wacky new gbs
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Aug 5, 2014 08:00
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by FactsAreUseless
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serious answer: without reprecussions
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Aug 5, 2014 08:07
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- Maoist Pussy
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by Lowtax
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put penis in girl
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Aug 5, 2014 08:08
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- veilo
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Never posts
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Years of denial while holding a leadership position in a religious organization.
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Aug 5, 2014 09:57
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demonstrating exorbitant cruelty, OP
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Aug 5, 2014 10:08
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Consensual heterosexual intercourse in the context of a loving and secure relationship lmao
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Aug 5, 2014 10:37
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by FactsAreUseless
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Consensual heterosexual intercourse in the context of a loving and secure relationship lmao
faggooooooooooooooooooooooottttt
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Aug 5, 2014 10:39
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- NiceGuy
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This is my BOOMSTICK
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maybe im old fashioned but honestly i just jack it
hth everyone!
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Aug 5, 2014 10:42
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- shut up netface
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Jack my dick with two hands
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Aug 5, 2014 10:59
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- ilikedirt
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king of posting
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what a good thread it reminds me oif the kind of threade i would post. tyvm for posting it its a v high quiality threadand i appreciate v much u posting it
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Aug 5, 2014 11:43
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- Lamebot
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ロボ顔菌～♡
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erotic illustrations of oriental origin.
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Aug 5, 2014 12:09
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- 1001 Arabian dicks
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EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
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i usually make 4-7 hotdogs (boiled) and throw them our my 6th story window. been doing the last 2 weeks and havent been found out yet
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Aug 5, 2014 12:11
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- Down With People
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The child delights in violence.
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try getting hosed in the rear end op
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Aug 5, 2014 12:12
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- Ahundredbux
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The right to bear arms
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if you're on a train you can do a little strip tease while you get off
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Aug 5, 2014 13:05
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- THE PENETRATOR
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by Lowtax
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Call a video console a retard on twitter then post a blog about palestine
what a good thread it reminds me oif the kind of threade i would post. tyvm for posting it its a v high quiality threadand i appreciate v much u posting it
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Wow.......
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