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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Babies are stupid.



please discuss.

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
My son is also named Abort.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Babies are precious

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Babies are precious

Have you met any babies? they just poop right in their pants and expect others to clean it up.

James Polk
Jun 18, 2010

I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

Inevitable posted:

Have you met any babies? they just poop right in their pants and expect others to clean it up.

so do goons but nobody is advocating for their deaths

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Untrue, most goons are advocating for the death of goons.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
because we're going to need someone to give us money when social security dries up

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

RedMage129 posted:

Untrue, most goons are advocating for the death of goons.

Seriously, kill all goons.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
children our are world

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
babies are really funny and watching them grow up is cool too

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Cucking Mama posted:

babies are really funny and watching them grow up is cool too

i like the way they lay there and expect you to take care of them

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Flagrant Abuse posted:

because we're going to need someone to give us money when social security dries up


pretty much this. all the babby booombers are gunna have it sucked dry and lol as if the current generation has any inclination or money to actually put away for retirement so they'll be relying on SS

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Because abortion is a sin op.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Inevitable posted:

i like the way they lay there and expect you to take care of them

so they're like poor people

kill the poors imho

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Inevitable posted:

i like the way they lay there and expect you to take care of them

yeah that is insanely rewarding

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
kill all babies and also people who used to be babies.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
abort every baby & retroactively abort everyone who is already alive

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cucking Mama posted:

yeah that is insanely rewarding

Look at this. Underneath your rough and tumble exterior you are a tender and gentle soul

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
i'm all for abortions and people having more of them, but if a cute baby doesn't make you happy then there's something seriously wrong with you. all they wanna do is sleep and suck on titties. that's the life, baby

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

baby humans are cute but baby cats and dogs are cuter

seems like a failure of evolution imo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Torka posted:

baby humans are cute but baby cats and dogs are cuter

seems like a failure of evolution imo

Clearly you don't have a baby

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
I hate being around babies and the thought of being pregnant/giving birth makes me feel kind of nauseous. Seriously imagine feeling something squirming around in your abdomen. Yuck.

Also babies are ugly.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

Seriously imagine feeling something squirming around in your abdomen. Yuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whGYz22NOoU

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

I hate being around babies and the thought of being pregnant/giving birth makes me feel kind of nauseous. Seriously imagine feeling something squirming around in your abdomen. Yuck.

Also babies are ugly.

Every girl I dated as a teenager said this almost verbatim

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I am a baby AMA.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FreudianSlippers posted:

I am a baby AMA.

Why don't you just shut up and tell me exactly what you want

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



it would be cool if as a baby you could abort other babies

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

mookface posted:

Why don't you just shut up and tell me exactly what you want

I'm basically incapable of doing anything else than scream and poo poo myself. You can't expect me to actually know why I do either of those things.
Also: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
breeders are disgusting and must be purged. inshallah.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

ethanol posted:

it would be cool if as a baby you could abort other babies

you can do this if you're a twin

everyone always thinks it's an accident too, the perfect crime

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanishing_twin

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

FreudianSlippers posted:

I'm basically incapable of doing anything else than scream and poo poo myself. You can't expect me to actually know why I do either of those things.

while dont you chill in this nice warm car while i go in walmart for 3 hours

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


This baby just farted probably

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Babies may be cute for a couple of years but a reminder, folks: They grow up into teenagers and later, worthless adults.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



redshirt posted:

Babies may be cute for a couple of years but a reminder, folks: They grow up into teenagers and later, worthless adults.

when your babies get a little too old just stick them in the freezer and they'll stay the same for months or even years if stored properly

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
For real though, you can seriously, irreparably damage your genitals giving birth. It's cool that some women want to be moms so much they are willing to risk it, but I'm just not one of them.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009

mookface posted:

Every girl I dated as a teenager said this almost verbatim

Actually as a teenager I figured I'd have kids. It wasn't until I got older that I realized how much your life will change, hopefully for the better but sometimes not.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

Actually as a teenager I figured I'd have kids. It wasn't until I got older that I realized how much your life will change, hopefully for the better but sometimes not.

We never realized we wanted kids until we had one

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Erethizon_dorsatum posted:

For real though, you can seriously, irreparably damage your genitals giving birth. It's cool that some women want to be moms so much they are willing to risk it, but I'm just not one of them.

my penis is just fine after two kids

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