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Skyward Bored. This game loving sucks!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:10 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 17:24 |
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frumpy zelda is really sexy though.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:11 |
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never played it nor really have a reason to tbh
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:14 |
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:15 |
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That guy looks like a giant nutsack.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:16 |
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I've always wanted to play it but can never get used to the controls.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:16 |
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I think it's a pretty good Zelda game with a nice style and charming characterization.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:24 |
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Careful, don't want to upset the people from the ray parlor again by flaunting around your stolen balls.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:36 |
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I appreciate it
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:39 |
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its cool. i liked the area with the time travel mechanics.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 21:42 |
cargo cult visual style essentially by-the-numbers zelda game despite purported novelty of the setting stultifyingly easy, even on the second quest if we're being honest with ourselves poo poo controls but all these problems pale into insignificance in comparison to the crawling horror of the unskippable dialog and the computer fairy thing and the alarms going off constantly. do you remember that you can have 4 alarms going off at once? the repair shield alarm, the stamina gauge alarm, the low health alarm, and the alarm going off to tell you that the low health alarm is going off
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:57 |
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never mind the nutsack man, i mistook the poo poo on link's back as a banjo
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:58 |
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good game is actually BADQ! HOLY poo poo!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhBUTjcP9a8
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 22:59 |
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No Such Thing posted:good game is actually BADQ!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:00 |
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Abandon posted:but all these problems pale into insignificance in comparison to the crawling horror of the unskippable dialog and the computer fairy thing and the alarms going off constantly. do you remember that you can have 4 alarms going off at once? the repair shield alarm, the stamina gauge alarm, the low health alarm, and the alarm going off to tell you that the low health alarm is going off It is entirely understandable that Nintendo would assume that their playerbase consists mainly of clueless old people and idiot children. That doesn't make the game design any better.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:01 |
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No Such Thing posted:good game is actually BADQ!
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:03 |
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the only good section of this game is the lanryu desert, and the overhead world with the islandsi s really boring and barren. i really liked the upgrade system. i really really liked the sprint system. i liked the motion controls. i liked some of the QoL stuff like putting bomb plantsi nto the bomb bag.
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# ? Aug 6, 2014 23:08 |
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It was good, actually.Abandon posted:but all these problems pale into insignificance in comparison to the crawling horror of the unskippable dialog lmao
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:18 |
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Psycobladder posted:That guy looks like a giant nutsack. he is oblviously a pear you stupid queer.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:20 |
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Skywards sword phoned it in on the overworld and required wrist motions that are very painful after a while and had too much text and reused boss fights too much and didn't always interpret your input correctly but fighting future pigs was cool for an afternoon.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:53 |
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Real hurthling! posted:Skywards sword phoned it in on the overworld and required wrist motions that are very painful after a while and had too much text and reused boss fights too much and didn't always interpret your input correctly but fighting future pigs was cool for an afternoon. can you not use the Wiio U Preo Controller
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:58 |
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fi
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 01:59 |
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horrible combat, horrible world, horrible hand holding, only one good dungeon, i think we can throw this one in with wand of gamelon and oracle of ages.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:00 |
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Hoodrich posted:can you not use the Wiio U Preo Controller No it's wii-mote only.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:01 |
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Hoodrich posted:can you not use the Wiio U Preo Controller you have to use the little plug in thing with the condom grip i think. There's a bunch of super smug videos of people pulling off every move on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEge_2Vuft0 but in my experience it isn't a perfect system by any means. lol at the prick in this video though.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:04 |
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Nanomashoes posted:horrible combat, horrible world, horrible hand holding, only one good dungeon, i think we can throw this one in with wand of gamelon and oracle of ages.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:08 |
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Real hurthling! posted:you have to use the little plug in thing with the condom grip i think. even if the controls worked the combat would still be boring as poo poo because every enemy is the same
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:15 |
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Nanomashoes posted:even if the controls worked the combat would still be boring as poo poo because every enemy is the same this dude and borsche are the only sane ones itt.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:43 |
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oh no I'm gonna block this way || now I'm gonna block this way = can you handle when I block like this // ?
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 02:57 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:oh no I'm gonna block this way || now I'm gonna block this way = can you handle when I block like this // ? lol
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:05 |
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Real hurthling! posted:Skywards sword phoned it in on the overworld and required wrist motions that are very painful after a while and had too much text and reused boss fights too much and didn't always interpret your input correctly but fighting future pigs was cool for an afternoon. how on earth are you hurting yourself. I played through the game twice and never had the painful wrist or whatever the gently caress you're doing. You aren't even the first person to say this about the stuff like flying. Flying is poorly implemented but I just have no idea how you're experiencing pain.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:43 |
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Liquid Penguins posted:oh no I'm gonna block this way || now I'm gonna block this way = can you handle when I block like this // ? I don't really mind it cause its not like enemies were ever way better than that, outside of the darknuts in windwaker and TP which were really win to fight. I have no real complaints about the sword fighting other than it's more of a puzzle than actual sword fighting, and even in the stuff against the one guy and the final boss its not really as interesting as the darknuts in previous games. Oh and sometimes they'd just teleport their block from one side to the other for no reason which was kinda bullshit, especially when they start punishing you for getting blocked with those electro swords. Lastly you can't wave the sword and run at the sametime which is gay.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:47 |
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Borsche69 posted:i really really liked the sprint system. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:47 |
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Controsl really only failed like idk, 2-5% of the time? Which is really small and amazing that they got it that accurate, though when you're playing a game like zelda it seems a lot worse than it is. That said I don't really have a lot of memories of the controls ever really failing in combat. The enemies blocking left and then immediately blocking right even when you think you have htem faked out is way more of a problem.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:48 |
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bokoblin heads were too big, made them sympathetic 1.5/5
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 03:51 |
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Borsche69 posted:how on earth are you hurting yourself. I played through the game twice and never had the painful wrist or whatever the gently caress you're doing. You aren't even the first person to say this about the stuff like flying. Flying is poorly implemented but I just have no idea how you're experiencing pain. I can't bend my wrist to make the wii mote parallel with my arm and hold that continuously while turning it back and forth without straining. Its like making a screw-driver posture to paint fine detail. you have to do this while flying and bomb bowling iirc. Nothing major, just made me not want to play very long or very often.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:23 |
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Real hurthling! posted:I can't bend my wrist to make the wii mote parallel with my arm and hold that continuously while turning it back and forth without straining. Its like making a screw-driver posture to paint fine detail. for flying: are you gripping it like a frying pan and then tilting it down. why don't you hold it like a pen.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:24 |
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bomb bowling makes even less sense because that just takes a generic motion
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:24 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 17:24 |
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Borsche69 posted:for flying: are you gripping it like a frying pan and then tilting it down. why don't you hold it like a pen. Frying pan cause with the flapping during flight i wanted to hold on with my whole hand. pen didn't occur to me.
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# ? Aug 7, 2014 04:27 |