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titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

i'm too tired to go to the final talk

post the best briefing summaries u got

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titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

here's a summary for all of them

bad man hurt computer

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
no don't

you're infected and now you'll infect us all

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

just how bad and just how hurt

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

do you think my information is among the 1.2 billion record leak?

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

how many of those valid email addresses in the 1.2 are spammers emails do you think

Squinty Applebottom
Jan 1, 2013

oh sorry i did not go to blackhat i missed your question

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

did u guys wanna hear some of this marketing info??

it'll only take an hour and if you sit through it all you will get a free keychain led

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm taking a big poo poo.

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm taking a big poo poo.

already more informative than most talks

pram
Jun 10, 2001
no

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
racists

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001


i don't think I saw a single black person tbh

Smug Mug
Jul 21, 2011

i am a black hat hacker if that's what you mean???? I wear a black trillby at all times

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

well jello im bored at vegas, etc whatever mifi dying or something, you know the rest

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

if I wasn't getting a flight the gently caress out of here in a few hours we could hang out for a beer

maybe next time!!!!!!!!!!!






(not next time or ever)

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
once you go to blackhat you never go backhat

:downsrim:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Sham bam bamina! posted:

once you go to blackhat you never go backhat

:downsrim:

it's the

bilsl

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
my wife bought me a hat on zappos. it's blue.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
i dont even have a hat

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
im on the mailing list of a few conferences that sound interesting

but when the time comes to actually pull the trigger i go ehhhhhhhhhhh

maybe one day ill go to one

probably not though i cant imagine theyre too useful irl. usually you can check the slides online if you need to and you never need to

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
why would anyone go somewhere to hang out with a bunch of greasy nerds?

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010

The Management posted:

why would anyone go somewhere to hang out with a bunch of greasy nerds?

yeah at least on the 'net you can't smell them

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

how many times were people one upped because this is the only thing i hear around people interested in information security

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

rotor posted:

i dont even have a hat

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Management posted:

why would anyone go somewhere to hang out with a bunch of greasy nerds?

grease harvesting?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

rotor posted:

i dont even have a hat

Whoa, Same!!

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




I have a flat cap :smugmrgw:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I have a flat cap :smugmrgw:

same

also a beret

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm taking a big poo poo.

if it's black you should see a doctor

pagoe
Feb 19, 2013
im a black hater

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



e:Woah I hosed up phone posting what a surprise nm

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
red hat imo

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

pagoe posted:

im a black hater

No more racism in YOSPOS please

pagoe
Feb 19, 2013

Syncopated posted:

No more racism in YOSPOS please

no im just wearing black. also i misspelled hatter

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

khaleesi <3

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I heard there was a ball pit

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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

brown hat :nexus:

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