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pram
Jun 10, 2001
69 420

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Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

pram posted:

69 420

hey that's my lotto numbers

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Rahu posted:

idk he can probably ride his yacht into the middle of some big lake and be relatively safe there

it's true poors know nothing of maritime navigation

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

In her book A Distant Mirror: The Calamitous Fourteenth Century, Barbara Tuchman writes about a peasant revolt in 1358 that began in the village of St. Leu and spread throughout the Oise Valley. At one estate, the serfs sacked the manor house, killed the knight, and roasted him on a spit in front of his wife and kids. Then, after ten or twelve peasants violated the lady, with the children still watching, they forced her to eat the roasted flesh of her dead husband and then killed her.

reading this book at this very moment and it owns

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

pram posted:

Exclusive: posts reveal tragically not-dead cremnob "worthless"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

pram posted:

anyone ever seen this i think its appropriate given the thread ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

it is my life's dream

just pouring money into the ocean

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
i'm sure bill has done more good than bad for the world.

not like he has killed somebody

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i hope amateur pilotry takes off now that we're back to robber baron inequality and the bougie scum start smashing into mountains crashing into the wilderness because amateur pilotry is dangerous as gently caress

aren't you the childe of souther bougie scum, possibly soon to be married to a rich dr.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

aren't you the childe of souther bougie scum, possibly soon to be married to a rich dr.

we did this the other day lol

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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theadder posted:

we did this the other day lol

sorry i missed it

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






bill was just all like "were gonna need a bigger boat".

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

sorry i missed it

it was a bit unimaginative tbh

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
i stayed on a yacht in Newport Beach when i went on my USA vacation last year, it was nice

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




:waycool:

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
ive never been on a yacht seems dumb tbh

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm terrified of the ocean but if I filthy rich I would get over it and have a yacht with a yosposting room under sea level

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




can I come for a ride on the hms echiboat?

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




waywardly listing all over the Pacific Ocean :smugmrgw:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






i'll be your rear admiral echopenid :smugmrgw:

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


AtomD posted:

ive never been on a yacht seems dumb tbh

it's cool if it has sails but super dumb otherwise

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
what is it with tech people buying boats. what is the point of this thing:

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
bet all this poo poo cost way less than those fuckin boats ands was way more fun:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
pretty there are way cooler things to do with 20 million dollar than a yacht




like owning your own golf course I guess

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

IPvSH6T posted:

what is it with tech people buying boats. what is the point of this thing:


rich people like sailing so advertising your expensive enterprise solutions on boats is advertising to people in charge of large companies who might then say 'we should get oracle ive heard theyre good'

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

IPvSH6T posted:

bet all this poo poo cost way less than those fuckin boats ands was way more fun:



best tech millionaire ever

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

esp the bit where he murdered his neighbour

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

esp the bit where he murdered his neighbour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Icsg0O3jk&hd=1

dont try and say this wouldnt be awesome if you subbed in bill and stebe

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

IPvSH6T posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Icsg0O3jk&hd=1

dont try and say this wouldnt be awesome if you subbed in bill and stebe

or mcafee and rms

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

esp the bit where he murdered his neighbour

was his neighbor being a jerk?

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


IPvSH6T posted:

what is it with tech people buying boats. what is the point of this thing:

it's unbelievably beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUnKDDwCTcI

that boat you posted a pic of can go at more than twice windspeed (about 17mins in)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukY6pQk3d2k

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


the commentators are absolute garbage in that second vid

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

IPvSH6T posted:

what is it with tech people buying boats. what is the point of this thing:


boats actually own and are fun 2 have and use and those ones are fast as gently caress

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
they just cost a boatload (heh) of money

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

jet skis are the centre of shaggars ire in the sailing world

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
jetskis own and are more like the motorcycle of boating. they're also primarily lake dwellers and u'd be a total moron to take them into the ocean

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord
every year I hear about some terrible jetski accident

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
they don't test for sobriety on the water

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Symbolic Butt posted:

every year I hear about some terrible jetski accident

jet skiiers need to stay away from people who are fishing

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

also people forget they need throttle to steer

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shaggar posted:

they don't test for sobriety on the water

and you live in maine? i'm pretty sure all your "game wardens" or whatever actually do is zoom up to every one on a lake at full speed and ask if you have life vests for everyone onboard and make sure nobody close to the wheel is drinking

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