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what should i do tonight
bike ride
buy a burrito or sandwich
drink whiskey (pendleton 12 yr)
walk the dog
start a movie
watch porn
text my sister
go to bed
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pig slut lisa

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ok so it's 10:45 and i have a number of options open to me. byob please help me choose.

if it helps you decide i have had a few beers and am currently going through my youtube history to find songs i listened to 3 months ago.

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pig slut lisa

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current song: "goodbye horses" by q lazzarus

FluffieDuckie

i'm sorry about the sickos that want you to get drunk, watch porn, and call your sister. what is wrong with people?

pig slut lisa

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FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm sorry about the sickos that want you to get drunk, watch porn, and call your sister. what is wrong with people?

it's s strange world. so far "drink whiskey" is leading so i'll pour myself a glass and see what rises to the top of the voting pool next.

pig slut lisa

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current song: "november rain: by guns n roses

pig slut lisa

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also this whiskey is warm and tasty (and has a cowboy(!) on the bottle)

verily carefree

pig slut lisa posted:

also this whiskey is warm and tasty (and has a cowboy(!) on the bottle)

wanna fxck that cowboy

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
you're def. gonna walk the dog BEFORE you get drunk and call your sister

pig slut lisa

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Qwerinty posted:

you're def. gonna walk the dog BEFORE you get drunk and call your sister

fwiw it's worth she doesn't need to poop because she threw up right after eating this morning and it hasn't been long enough for her dinner to turn into poop.

so i'm not telling you your opinion is invalid, just trying to be as transparent as possible.

pig slut lisa

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current song: "hold the line" by toto

pig slut lisa

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ok i have texted my sister. awaiting a response.

pig slut lisa

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current song: "sound of silence" by simon & garfunkel

pig slut lisa

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well, my sister hasn't gotten back to me yet and "watch porn" has moved into a tie for the lead. somebody give me a genre.

pig slut lisa

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current song: "reagan" by killer mike

pig slut lisa

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current song: "eye know" by de la soul

pig slut lisa

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i've finished my whiskey.

i've texted my sister (she didn't text back).

i started porn (nobody suggested a genre, so predictably i chose terribly).

now i am off to buy a sandwich or burrito. this will involve riding my back, which is currently in last place, but it's not a "bike ride" per se cause those are for fun and this is business.

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voted for sext ur sister

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