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Helpimscared

What's the weirdest place you have jerked it?

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Sunshine Mix
straddling your mother

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space the final cum tier

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Sunshine Mix posted:

straddling your mother

straddling this goon straddling your mother

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i hosed an anthill in public

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Harald

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in a 1000 year old mosque in isfahan, iran, after smoking a shitload of hashish

porkchop_express
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fibblins

party swan
waiting room @ dentist's office

neato burrito

bitch better have my chex mix

the ocean, on I-10 thru the west Texas wasteland

joxxuh
on the train

salty fries make me cry

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
Two of my friends have confessed to jerking off at my place. One was in the bathroom directly next to my room when I was sleeping and the other was after I left for work in the living room but he finished in the bathroom sink.

Iamblikhos

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Turfahurf posted:

Two of my friends have confessed to jerking off at my house. One was in the bathroom directly next to my room when I was sleeping and the other was after I left for work in the living room but he finished in the bathroom, I dunno which is worse.

You really should at least offer fellatio to your guests so they don't end up feeling like they have to help themselves. It's common courtesy.

salty fries make me cry

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~

Iamblikhos posted:

You really should at least offer fellatio to your guests so they don't end up feeling like they have to help themselves. It's common courtesy.

My roommate owns the house, so I think that's his territory. I just pay cheap rent.

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Sunshine Mix posted:

straddling your mother


Iamblikhos posted:

straddling this goon straddling your mother

Straddling that goon as he straddled the other goon straddling your mother

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


in the butt

Roy

Soag posted:

in a 1000 year old mosque in isfahan, iran, after smoking a shitload of hashish

hey man i've also smoked hashish in isfahan

i didn't jerk it though

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yoyodyne fucked around with this message at 09:38 on Aug 11, 2014

Palpek


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


over my gf's face

it wasn't really weird though, welp that's my story

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inside op's mum

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my weiner

Motherfucker

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
school.

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public area in my office building, whilst filming myself

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Soag posted:

inside op's mum

Hi.

Afro Doug

in my house probably

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Outside op's house, just out on the lawn watching thru a window

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my bathroom

FartGhost

I don't jerk it in weird places, only boring ones like church or school

Captain No-mates

one of my friends jacked it in the bathrooms next to the Parthenon

pig slut lisa

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a byob namedrop thread :yayclod:

pig slut lisa

irl is good


hhaha no but my real answer is the coffin store

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