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 world's largest bookseller employees illiterate babby staff  it should read "Thanks, Prime Members. These made us smile." i can only assume they outsource their copywriting to "harry" in new delhi now smh
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woop dee fuckin doo
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Aug 12, 2014 21:28
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How dare they?? HOW DAER THEY
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They missed a great opportunity for a semicolon there.
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theres a semi in my colon right now
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im a gay retard baby
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Aug 12, 2014 21:35
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im pooping! posted:im a gay retard, baby
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Aug 12, 2014 21:36
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im pooping! posted:im a gay retard baby I, also, am a gay; retard baby.
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Aug 12, 2014 21:37
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soon enough the comma will become acceptable and your sperging will become retarded and outdated welcome to "language" and how it forms and develops thanks OP you will be grumpy old man
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Aug 12, 2014 21:38
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Thank's
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Hahahaha (I'm laughing at you)
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Thanks, Amazon Thamazon
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OP murder you're famil
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my dick is rated prime. too bad i always deliver express
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Aug 12, 2014 21:40
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1gnoirents posted:soon enough the comma will become acceptable and your sperging will become retarded and outdated here's a sign i spied whilst walking recently  needless to say, i had to be restrained
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im "gay"
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Frostwerks posted:my dick is rated prime. too bad i always deliver express Drone delivery coming soon
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Aug 12, 2014 21:41
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What the hell op didn't use one either. If you're going to have punctuation that fits an almost uselessly narrow number of situations you might as well bust it out whenever you can.
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Aug 12, 2014 21:42
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Shut up op. Youre the worst.
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the ny timez in new-isreal some ppl died. idk, dats wut i heard loool, smdh #endwar
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ArbitraryC posted:What the hell op didn't use one either. If you're going to have punctuation that fits an almost uselessly narrow number of situations you might as well bust it out whenever you can. if i were writing copy for a headline on the front page of the world's like, 3rd largest website, maybe i would
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co,ol
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those made me smile too, thanks op
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i loving hate you for this thread you insufferable oval office
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:the ny timez i don't know why the rest of you aren't alarmed, amazon's typo is a clear indication that this will be reality in 15 years
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LifeSizePotato posted:here's a sign i spied whilst walking recently this is comically sinister for some reason like it's some kind of inept mafia front or something
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also its clear that the casual syntax was intentional to strike that right note of laid-back coolness and chill guess your just not chill op
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I can't believe giant typo on the front page of amazon!
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Moola posted:I can't believe giant typo on the front page of amazon! i know, right?!
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It's the illuminati, don't worry we just send each other little messages no big deal FNORD
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Aug 12, 2014 21:51
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Hey OP Go "gently caress" yourself.
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Aug 12, 2014 21:53
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the best trick youj can pay on your consumers as a big business is to turn those fuckers into unpaid advertising and PR staff an djust have em go around shilling your poo poo
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LifeSizePotato posted:if i were writing copy for a headline on the front page of the world's like, 3rd largest website, maybe i would
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Aug 12, 2014 21:55
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check out the list price for a copy of Mein Kampf
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Carol Pizzamom posted:the best trick youj can pay on your consumers as a big business is to turn those fuckers into unpaid advertising and PR staff an djust have em go around shilling your poo poo gguerilla marketing! viral vectors! haha, but really the best trick to pay on your consumers as a big business is to convince them you dont exist
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http://frivolousquotationmarks.tumblr.com/ No! Don't! STOP!
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It's actually a grammar error op Also at the local SEARS they have a door labeled "employee's only"
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Ironic that someone would complain about a comma splice on GBS, the comma splice's home and breeding ground
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lol so what gas thread ban op
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Dubious posted:gas thread ban op
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