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that's how I'd play it, if I were a cop. I'm not trying to say I'm a hero or a role model or anything, but for me personally, I would avoid injuring the guy. I'd probably poo poo myself and let him get away with whatever he was doing. THat's just my "style"
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- FluffieDuckie
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if i were a black teen, i would hang out on dogcrash's beat
i'm not saying i'm smarter than other black teens, just that i'm more of a coward
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Aug 14, 2014 04:05
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people would see me for miles away, with the cloud of black teens swarming around me and committing crimes unarrested
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Aug 14, 2014 04:06
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what I would do, if I felt like threatening or shooting a black teen, is I would remind myself of when I was a teen and did crimes. Did I want to be arrested? I did not. I would put myself in their shoes and NOT shoot the black teens, whether male or female
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Aug 14, 2014 04:07
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- HUSKY DILF
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aggressively chill
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But you would have a gun what is it for then!?
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Aug 14, 2014 04:08
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- dogcrash truther
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But you would have a gun what is it for then!?
it's for shooting myself when i realize Im a cop, thanks for asking
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Aug 14, 2014 04:09
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what if the teen was like "go on, shoot me, you loving pig, i dare you"
basically do you take requests?
I would not. Teens are trying things out. Wanting to be shot is just a phase. Many black teens probably go through it
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Aug 14, 2014 04:09
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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if i was a cop, i'd steal weed from the rich(whites) and give to the poor(blacks)
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Aug 14, 2014 04:10
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if i was a cop, i'd steal weed from the rich(whites) and give to the poor(blacks)
you re hired
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Aug 14, 2014 04:11
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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gonna be honest, the thread tag and title are sending mixed messages
it just means that cops should be nice and jam out to slayer on their patrol to mellow out, and be friendly to black guys, as us metalheads are actually really affable people
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Aug 14, 2014 04:15
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- GEExCEE
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you wouldn't understand unless you're a cop. they're under alot of pressure, to shoot black teens
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Aug 14, 2014 04:17
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thank you dct for not emptying two full clips into an unarmed black teen. even if your cop buddies made fun of you!!
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Aug 14, 2014 04:18
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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as a southern man, i share my ground with black people, and it feels good to admit it
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Aug 14, 2014 04:18
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if i was a cop, then when i was going through the training course where different cardboard cutouts pop up, i would very expertly shoot all the terrorists and bank robbers, while avoiding all the women and children, but when the black teen cutout popped up i would unload several dozen shots, but they would all miss. the officers overseeing my training would say "drat, i thought this guy was really good at shooting, but i guess he isn't after all" then i would step out of the way and reveal that the bullet holes spelled "i will not shoot a black teen" and they would really go
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Aug 14, 2014 04:19
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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dogcrash? need a little help here. i might need to stand my ground, against this old frumpy white dude
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Aug 14, 2014 04:20
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i'd throw down my gun and badge and leave my car and worries and we could both go to college together with government grants and affordable student loans!
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Aug 14, 2014 04:20
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I'm not a cop, but I'm well known throughout my neighborhood and community for not shooting black teens. I just don't do it. Other people believe that shooting black teens is the right thing to do, and while I would defend to the death their right to believe it, I personally think that shooting black teens is wrong.
A controversial opinion, but I am on your side. Be strong, brother. A prophet is not without honor, except in his own country.
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Aug 14, 2014 04:22
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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i already made one, to show my bad southern accent the other day in drsanchez's thread
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Aug 14, 2014 04:22
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- dogcrash truther
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if i was a cop, then when i was going through the training course where different cardboard cutouts pop up, i would very expertly shoot all the terrorists and bank robbers, while avoiding all the women and children, but when the black teen cutout popped up i would unload several dozen shots, but they would all miss. the officers overseeing my training would say "drat, i thought this guy was really good at shooting, but i guess he isn't after all" then i would step out of the way and reveal that the bullet holes spelled "i will not shoot a black teen" and they would really go
I did this, and it was well received, by some. Others disagreed with the sentiment.
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Aug 14, 2014 04:23
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If I were a cop, I'd probably try and get on the narcotics squad. I'd go deep undercover, infiltrating the world's chillest grow-ops. As I made my way further and further up the food chain, I would make sur e to keep my "kop kred" by faking the shootings of several black teenagers. But then, at the last minute, just as my department is about to move in and make the big score, I give them a bad tip. It's been a big scam this whole time. I Give them the DA's address, and they have to go bust up his house instead of the dealer. The guy gets off scot free, and we split the cash 50/50. I retired to a private island with my drugs and millions of dollars and live like a king until the end of my days in a virtual paradise. That's how I'd play it.
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Aug 14, 2014 04:23
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- Drunk Driver Dad
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i kno i was in chat i liked your bashfulness
im gonna show godspeedhonkyglenn some bashfulness by bashin him with my niggerknocker i mean, baton
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Aug 14, 2014 04:26
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I did this, and it was well received, by some. Others disagreed with the sentiment.
this summer, i'm going to deliver a message of understanding and non-violence to the police departments of america in the only language they understand: bullets
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Aug 14, 2014 04:26
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- dogcrash truther
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use every part of the black teen, that is the Policeman's Way
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Aug 14, 2014 04:26
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if I were a cop I wouldn't discriminate, I'd only shoot everyone once, to save on ammo costs
edit to add: I'd also always shoot everyone, at least once
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Aug 14, 2014 04:30
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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So far, I have not shot any black teens
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Aug 14, 2014 04:39
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- HUSKY DILF
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So far, I have not shot any black teens
That's because you have terrible aim
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Aug 14, 2014 04:44
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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That's because you have terrible aim
Theyre quick, I'll give em that
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Aug 14, 2014 04:46
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i would shoot a black teen many times but it would turn out to be a staged event with blank shots and blood packs to gain the confidence of the cops and allow me to gain acecss to their organization
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Aug 14, 2014 04:47
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I can't claim to be able to put myself in an officer of the law's shoes, I'm afraid to say.
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Aug 14, 2014 04:56
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I can't claim to be able to put myself in an officer of the law's shoes, I'm afraid to say.
just use your shoes to stomp some black guys and ull kno
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Aug 14, 2014 04:56
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Yeah, but you're still racist because you're white. Don't you know the world law, dummy?
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