- Strontosaurus
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zyett! hya!
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Aug 15, 2014 01:35
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 12:23
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- Diqnol
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I have incredible kung fu abilities. Please do not insult my culture.
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Aug 15, 2014 01:38
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- cuntman.net
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i will slay you and take your kung fu for myself
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Aug 15, 2014 02:34
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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my kung fu is average
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Aug 15, 2014 02:35
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- cuntman.net
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beat up some guys weaker than you and take their kung fu
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Aug 15, 2014 02:56
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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beat up some guys weaker than you and take their kung fu
i don't believe in violence
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Aug 15, 2014 03:01
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- Afro Doug
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My kung fu poweres are are becomeing very high. soon i will be a kung fu master. so far i have not died from choking myself while jerking off.
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Aug 15, 2014 03:21
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- gingerberger
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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My kicks are fast as lightning. It's a little bit frightening.
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Aug 15, 2014 03:28
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- rhizomorph
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life is invisible, hidden in the rhizome.
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*summons spirit of abuelo sensei into fist to gain the strength of the devil himself*
taste the true power of my ancestors and tremble: errant mooncalf!!
*start lustily jerking opponent off, realize grandfather was a big gay and stayed with grandmother only to maintain appearances and hold socially consservetive family together lmao*
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Aug 15, 2014 04:07
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- literally this big
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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Toad style is immensely strong, and immune to nearly any weapon. When it's properly used, it's almost invincible.
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Aug 15, 2014 04:54
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- i am he
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*summons spirit of abuelo sensei into fist to gain the strength of the devil himself*
taste the true power of my ancestors and tremble: errant mooncalf!!
*start lustily jerking opponent off, realize grandfather was a big gay and stayed with grandmother only to maintain appearances and hold socially consservetive family together lmao*
this guy is awesome lol
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Aug 15, 2014 05:14
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- Afro Doug
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Aug 15, 2014 05:17
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- The X-man cometh
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I know judo. Judoka destroy kung-fu "experts" all the time.
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Aug 15, 2014 05:26
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- Djeser
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it's crow time again
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I only have a purple belt but my gi is black which makes it about three or four times cooler than the nerdy white gis everyone else wears
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Aug 15, 2014 05:29
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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I only have a black belt in postology.
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Aug 15, 2014 06:53
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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You posted in the wrong threat; the "how fast am I in bed thread is three threads down."
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Aug 15, 2014 07:00
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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It's a little bit frightening
things are getting so strange
I liked to tell you everything I see
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Aug 15, 2014 07:02
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- mazzi Chart Czar
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Are you ready Steve?
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Aug 15, 2014 07:05
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- gingerberger
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Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
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I do it with expert timing
imo your timing is meh
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Aug 15, 2014 07:53
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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*cracks knuckles*
*stands unopposed*
*wind rippling hair*
*wind rippling abs*
*wind ripple dong*
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Aug 15, 2014 13:11
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- December Octopodes
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Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
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my weed style is unassailable it's like i'm on a mountain
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Aug 15, 2014 14:13
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- Strontosaurus
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Aug 15, 2014 14:40
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Jun 10, 2024 12:23
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- Pinche Rudo
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My power level is over 1 million
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Aug 15, 2014 17:48
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