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Jade Empire was so cool, you could punch people until they turned into trees and then turn into a huge, drunk golem monster. I loving hate white nerds who just want to run around lovely new-growth fantasy forests instead of having gay sex with buff dudes in fantasy China. The worst part is if Bioware made JE 2 today it would probably suck. Please pour out a Mtn. Dew for a franchise taken from us too soon.
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Aug 16, 2014 20:18
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jade empire was actually poo poo sorry for your lots
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Aug 16, 2014 20:22
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it was ok, had a good evil route but i want an actual chinese kung fu rpg that isnt a lovely mmo.
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Aug 16, 2014 20:28
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did you check your other pants
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Aug 16, 2014 20:34
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je1 had pretty awful gameplay
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Aug 16, 2014 20:36
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jade empire 2 where the gameplay is better would be loving win
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Aug 16, 2014 21:20
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Buschmaki posted:Jade Empire was so cool, you could punch people until they turned into trees and then turn into a huge, drunk golem monster. I loving hate white nerds who just want to run around lovely new-growth fantasy forests instead of having gay sex with buff dudes in fantasy China. The worst part is if Bioware made JE 2 today it would probably suck. Please pour out a Mtn. Dew for a franchise taken from us too soon. Shut up and take my money!!!!!
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Aug 16, 2014 22:04
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my favorite part of jade empire was how they tell that open palm/closed fist totally isn't just light side/dark side points again and each side are deep philosophies that are equally valid then after the first area bioware realized how difficult this is and just made them the same black and white cartoon responses kotor 1 had e: that scene where one of the dudes from monty python shows up as an rear end in a top hat colonial explorer and points out just how poo poo fake-china and everything about it is owned though, as did being able to shoot everyone with his elephant gun if you beat him up
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Aug 16, 2014 22:07
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Jade Empire is just a total conversion for Knights of the Old Republic and I am absolutely okay with that.
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Aug 16, 2014 22:15
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The best part of Jade Empire 1 was the lesbian incest threesome. A taste of things to come from Bioware I guess.
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