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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Just bought a house with my best friend since 2nd grade with VA money

Also got drunk last night

Caught up with my cousin and the first thing she asks me: "So, are you still...not working?"

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Apr 15, 2003

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Victor Vermis posted:

UG UG WHY U PAINT WALL? BISON RIGHT OUTSIDE! *smears poo poo all over the cave*

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Yo have you tried ibuprofen

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Apr 15, 2003

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zombie303 posted:

poo poo is crazy.

"Herniated disc? No problem. Wait a month for the mri. Here's 800mg ibuprofen to get you by."

-the VA

Guessing it cures crazy, too.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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July 2012, had no problem in an Amsterdam coffee shop. They were chill, used to tourists, and explained the dos and don'ts when I said it was my first time.

The areas they won't serve tourists, which I didn't experience firsthand but did read about, were near Belgium and France because believe it or not their teenagers can be more idiotic than Americans, and the Dutch were apparently sick of their poo poo.

Edit and who gives a poo poo anymore Colorado is closer

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Yet there's still a thriving market for street dealing pot in CO because it's cheaper than the store stuff, and now probably way easier to supply.


Clarification: secondhand knowledge

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Mutant League Hockey was the best, you didn't even have to play the game, just kill the other team

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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nsfw

on the topic of rosebud porn

(no humans in this photo)

http://i.imgur.com/129MJqG.jpg

You're welcome. Amazon has it. Shamelessly stolen from reddit.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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What did Cole do anyway? I'm already sorry I asked, but, drunk thread

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Apr 15, 2003

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tuluk posted:

rent my cabin in northern bumfuck maine.
the super-oxygenated air will keep you alive as you go insane from boredom.
pizza hut & walmart are the bastions of civilization in that area.

poo poo I will rent your cabin. I want to see Maine before I leave the northeast. Is it available in late October?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Mmm, Snow. Her name was Snow.

That announcer would make a good pao. She could star in her own little edge of tomorrow.

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Apr 15, 2003

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I'd pay money to make college freshmen watch a YouTube doubler with her in one and James Foley video w/ ISIS jihadi John in the other.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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alright James Foley might have been too much but hopefully you will enjoy this:

http://youtubedoubler.com/dEag

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Apr 15, 2003

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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Question: someone forgets their phone and you have probably 3-5 minutes before they return. How many pictures of your balls resting on it do you take?

I'm a 'several from various angles/lighting so I can make an artsy photo book to give them on their birthday' type of guy.

Almost stoned enough for class.

Send ball pics to parent/sibling, then switch parent's contact info with significant other's/fuckbuddy's.

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Apr 15, 2003

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Furychat: poo poo reminds me of joining a mech unit in Korea, some hard-drinking self hating assholes stuck in a shithole for a year. Minus the war part.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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im high

carry on

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Apr 15, 2003

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Reminder: add your old army buddies on facebook. My feed is an unironic goldmine of reminders why nothing ever worked the way it was supposed to when I was in.



Zeris fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Oct 29, 2014

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Can anyone top banging a 50 year old MILF at night who I met because she wanted me to mentor/watch her son volunteer at the nonprofit I worked at

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What's the GIP irc infO?

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With bourbon it shall be done

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jumping on the booblord bandwagon, please upvote this post thanks

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3677907

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Great, I have some more things to share with you all











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Thanks Fart sandwich


Edit. I stole them

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Fixing a broke track w/ no supplies can range from impossible to several hours of work.

Realistic? You should have started asking that question after the millionth SS nazi got mowed down by the FNG gunner

Lets not forget the tiger tank that takes out 3 tanks with 1 shot each, then its next 2 shots bounce off Fury more or less harmlessly

Or the one fuckin rando mine in the crossroads

Or the crew members in Fury who are a-ok to rock n roll when a tiger tank round has bounced off their track

Fighting together since north Africa

because Brad Pitt made a fuckin promise

and each crew member has the time wherewithal shaving kit and fashionspiration to style himself according to sexy man 2014 lookbooks

Yeah, it's a loving movie. It's not martin sheen drinking himself to poo poo in Saigon and getting a cold shower shoved down his rear end by a junior enlisted and a staff sergeant, oh well. It's pretty loving good for what it is. Movie has no morals, no Saving Private Ryan cemetery sequence, no nothing.

is the ending bunk? Maybe. The kid hid and survived, it's not unrealistic given the clusterfuck of variables and how much poo poo was happening in such a short timespan; end of WW2. I can't call bullshit in good conscience based on 2 years in Afghanistan. I'm willing to swallow it for the sake of the money moments. Kid getting his head beat time and again for being a loving clerical typist learning to shoot german boys and old men with his gun. That rings more familiar than the BS can dispel. I thought the hand-waving was not so unbearable as to deny the story being told. It was good. Who loving cares. This is the war we dropped nukes, a 19-year old Audie Murphy prevented a company of Germans from assaulting his position; etc. If you spent any time in poo poo you know weird poo poo happens and it's weird, but not impossible.

It's a breath of fresh air after garbage like hurt locker.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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spoilers? drink more

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Slapjanus

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

doug on amazon prime. show owns

Oh well

Zeris fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Nov 3, 2014

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Apr 15, 2003

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Cole posted:

Um. Im not sure if you wanna be postin stuff like this dude because they were in middle school on the show sooooo I mean I dont think it's technically illegal.

The voice actors obviously weren't

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Cole posted:

well yeah but you wouldn't post a pic of tommy pickles railing angelica would you

If I did, would you quote it

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You win

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consider this

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beanieson posted:

Weird colors is like, cartoon code for black people.

Skeeter was paying to watch, don't you people understand?

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nsfw
http://i.imgur.com/pqLCAIW.gif

Zeris fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Nov 3, 2014

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If you watched south park last week this will be 2x awesome for you

they made a porn called "drone boning" this is obviously nsfw

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:



Someone get this as an AV for n4i

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