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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I think your best opportunity for employment is the other side of a glory hole at the Blue Oyster Bar.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

paco650 posted:

Beer and weed, silly billy. She's just out of high school; she's way underage.

It's not as though she's underage to buy weed, silly bear.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Just walk into your parents' house, stand in front of them as they sit on the couch, and declare "We can ill-afford another Klendathu!"

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Well, your parents seem pretty gullible, so you could always pick one of these bad boys up at your local Toys "R" Us.

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=11776575&prodFindSrc=search&cp=

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
A black version of Donald Glover?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Every OP in E/N is Jon Pop

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Magnus Gallant posted:

Go work as a janitor in an office. You can't hurt anyone doing that. gently caress, work at night then no one will even see your worthless rear end.

Ever try to walk across a floor that's been waxed too many times?

Yeah, that's right.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Gatts posted:

Police Academy? New thread direction. I'm Sgt. Tackleberry.

"Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, rear end in a top hat."

I believe you mean "Drop that stereo before I blow your gosh darn knees off, egg roll"

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