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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

ThirdPartyView posted:

Rob Schneider's still alive?! :stare:

If you call complaining that he can't get movies made because of "Democrats", then yes.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Lowly posted:

Do you ever try to date black women, or is it only sexual racism when white women do it to you?

It's not his fault. The media has conditioned him to only find white women (and the occasional Asian woman) attractive.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

4 The Cause posted:

The residents are sexual deviants, not the staff. And does anyone here have any experience with a polygraph? I am thinking about the future and I will have to take a polygraph eventually if I want to become a certified officer. I know they can't arrest me, but know that I know what kind of questions they ask, it could turn into a very hostile and embarrassing situation. Should I just stay in the private sector? Or is their a way to pass the polygraph?

Keep telling yourself this old mantra:

It's not a lie if you believe it.

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