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Future Mrs Booger
Jan 18, 2012
It ain't about the size of the dick on your body. It's about the size of the dick on your heart. Your heart-dick is a baby carrot, OP. And people see through that poo poo. Getting a lady isn't going to solve your problems because you will still be you, problems and all.

The best analogy is The Wizard of Oz. One of the best movies ever made. The whole story is basically life. There will be all sorts of twists and turns, bullshit and horseshit, but at the end of it all, its loving beautiful.

I'd say for you, pussy is what you want the Wizard to just give you. But it doesn't work like that. Scarecrow, Tin Man, and the Lion all had to show themselves first that they had their poo poo together. Scarecrow had the best ideas, Tin Man was a sensitive man who cared wholeheartedly about his friends, and Lion was always in the danger ready to save their asses no matter how scared he was. They already had the brains, heart, and courage. The Wizard was just there to validate what was already true.

If the Wizard had been in Munchkinland, and just gave the trinkets away there, they wouldn't have meant a drat thing. Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion all wouldn't have believed him because there was nothing to back it up. What came first was each of them displaying the traits they wanted - which each of them already possessed - only then did the Wizard recognize it. The Lion's medal didn't have +strength. You don't get medals in order to have courage. You get medals when you show you got it.

Get your poo poo together. Get a job. Tell your parents you dropped out. Start paying them back. Life sucks because you are letting it suck. Sure, bad poo poo happens and people are assholes. Those are universal constants. But neither of those mean just give up and hope that life comes knocking at your door. It doesn't. The right people in your life won't care if you are black, short, or have a small dick. If someone does, sever. They aren't right for your life. Don't stick with them for one extra day. Just say, "Go gently caress yourself," and walk away. For the people that truly count, they will only care what is in your heart.

You gotta follow your own yellow brick road, figure out what you are made of, then go from there.

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