My Parents think I am in the Police Academy.

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Tokyo Sex Whale: Oct 9, 2012; "My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"

Couldn't you get this girl pregnant? Then get married and you have a good reason to drop out of the police academy, to help your wife with the pregnancy. Your parents would be more understanding (parents love grandbabies), you're getting married so it looks like there's stability in your life and they'll probably think you'll want to provide for the kid or something so they'll be more willing to support you while the two of you get on your feet.

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