My Parents think I am in the Police Academy.

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Party Next Door: Aug 2, 2014; by XyloJW

GAPO posted:

Just gonna leave a few choice quotes here before anyone starts feeling too bad for OP:

Um I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda glad you're not gonna become a cop. Wonder how he feels about Christy Mack's Kickstarter?

Yeah usually when chicks find out the guy they have been talking to is using a fake name and profile, they respond in a very positive manner. These bitches are so racist, right?

I'm thinking you are a troll, but if you're not then please keep posting so I can laugh at your self made problems and well deserved misery.

This is the lowest form of posting.

Kimmalah posted:

I like how every time he reregs he bitches about never ever getting laid, but then he's like "the baby's probably not mine." Because I guess girls can get pregnant from creepy stares now?

He literally thinks all white women are terrified of him only because he's black, with his proof being that they cover up when they notice him looking down their shirts to stare at their boobs. Because I guess they'd be totally OK with it if he was white!

You don't know me. I would never tell you how a white woman should feel, so please don't tell me how a black man should feel. I face sexual racism from white women every single day. They strut around in their boy shorts shaking their rear end for all the white boys in the yard, but as soon as I take a peek they start to cover up and walk faster. I am not a rapist. I am not an animal. I am a black MAN!

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Party Next Door: Aug 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Dude, even in his make-believe fakepost fantasy the baby isn't his because he never had sex with the girl because he has low sexual marketplace value (because he's a fat balding 20something with no personality other than impotent, whiny rage and a penchant for obsession over video games and anime).

We had sex, but I would always have to giver her things, money, weed, beer, let her use my car. It was basically prostitution.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 03:07

Party Next Door: Aug 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Magnus Gallant posted:

Wait so did you rereg?

Yes 4 the cause is out until mid September.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 03:13

Party Next Door: Aug 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Magnus Gallant posted:

Oh. Lissen there plenty of dudes who girls don't want attention from of all different races. You just happen to be one of those guys.

It wouldn't bother me, if it was something I could control. But I can not do anything about my black skin and negroid features. This is what I am judged by. Something I have no control over.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 03:18

Party Next Door: Aug 2, 2014; by XyloJW

Magnus Gallant posted:

You have a terrible perception of yourself, and reality. It must suck to live inside your head 24/7

It does. Short fat and black is no way to go through American life. If you were serious about helping me, you help me find a girl in the Tampa area to take out and romance.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 03:33

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