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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > My Parents think I am in the Police Academy.
 
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Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

4 The Cause posted:

All of teachers praised my writing in highschool. One teacher offered to introduce me to a friend of hers in publishing. I just got so depressed and lost my motivation. I wish I had been on medicine back than.

Highschool was easy for everyone and doesn't count for poo poo hth

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