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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > My Parents think I am in the Police Academy.
 
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Straker
Nov 10, 2005

toxicsunset posted:

Tell your mom and dad you had to quit because you actually like black people
i was gonna say this all seems very parsimonious, i mean who cares that he totally failed his parents, they deserve this if they're terrible enough to think that being a cop is a respectable career

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Straker
Nov 10, 2005

Mightaswell posted:

The real shame here is that the pedophilic, lying, lazy, fat sack of poo poo OP would probably make a great cop.
to the word, that describes my girlfriend's ex, except I don't think he lied very much. he wrote tons of DUIs so I guess he was good at what he did even though that means being a dick and ruining people's lives. also add "spergy manchild" to the list

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Straker
Nov 10, 2005

PT6A posted:

Yeah, of all the things that cops do that I don't agree with, catching drunk drivers is really, really not one of them. Unless he was doing lovely things like handing out DUIs to people who were sleeping one off in the back seat to avoid driving drunk in the first place.
I wasn't trying to be a dick, but you should know there are so many constitutional exceptions and other bullshit that getting a DUI doesn't necessarily have anything to do with drunk driving or posing any kind of danger any more, they just generate a ton of revenue. Guy was like #2 in a very large city so he's either prescient or a ton of them had to be "yep you have car keys and blew .09, you're going to jail"

Also think of it this way, if a cop was good at their job what are the odds they'd be stuck doing traffic?

anyway back to thread. I didn't notice OP got probated, that's unfortunate, I was enjoying this thread.

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