Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Op, I know you can't reply but since you can still read I'll tell you how to get out of this. You need to fake your own suicide. Write a note or email saying you have a disappointing secret. Then, leave a shoe and your driver's licence on a bridge and go into hiding for a few days. When you finally emerge alive your parents will be so relieved you're alive that they won't care you hosed up again.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

  • Locked thread