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by sebmojo
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There's nothing to do! The trees are too brittle to climb! There's nobody here! The wind smells! I'm hardly ever allowed to leave the bomb shelter! I can't eat solid food anymore because my teeth are so soft! This is so boring! I wish it were pre-nuclear mutant holocaust! I wish mom didn't get nuked!
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Aug 18, 2014 18:31
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 13, 2024 12:32
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- Iseeyouseemeseeyou
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i nuked your mom w/ my penis!!!!
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Aug 18, 2014 18:32
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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with radiation this high, you can count me out
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Aug 18, 2014 18:34
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- WetNightmare
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by sebmojo
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All the water is green! The vending machines don't work! There's skeletons everywhere! It's too ashy!
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Aug 18, 2014 18:35
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- GEExCEE
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listen son, in my day the earth was too irradiated to even step outside. you're lucky you don't die of vitamin d deficiency like your cousin jerry. you wanna spend the rest of your life getting osteoporosis, eating canned beans, and playing connect four for the rest of your life? no? then shut the gently caress up, you little brat, and eat your lizard
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Aug 18, 2014 18:39
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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this isn't like fallout at all!
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Aug 18, 2014 18:39
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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my mutant power is thyroid cancer
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Aug 18, 2014 18:40
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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nuclear fireballs just vaporized the vast majority of everyone i knew and loved haha gently caress
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Aug 18, 2014 18:44
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- google THIS
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"dad, when can i go outside?"
"in two hundred years, drat it! same as the last time you asked!"
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Aug 18, 2014 18:56
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- tight shorts
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fallout 8.3: New byob
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Aug 18, 2014 19:03
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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archaeologists from a future civilization uncover the something awful servers and put our posts in a museum
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Aug 18, 2014 19:06
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- alnilam
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archaeologists from a future civilization uncover the something awful servers and put our posts in a museum
A canticle for liebowitz, but with byob instead of liebowitz
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Aug 18, 2014 19:09
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- google THIS
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What if BYOB was the only part of modern culture that survived and they had to extrapolate all of 21st-century society from it
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Aug 18, 2014 19:11
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by zen death robot
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A canticle for liebowitz, but with byob instead of liebowitz
BYOB 8.2 is the last few chapters, where everyone is technologically advanced enough to nuke themselves back to the stone age (again)
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Aug 18, 2014 19:11
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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What if BYOB was the only part of the Internet that survived and they had to extrapolate all of 21st-century society from it
"thank gently caress that this nuclear war happened"
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Aug 18, 2014 19:12
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- alnilam
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BYOB 8.2 is the last few chapters, where everyone is technologically advanced enough to nuke themselves back to the stone age (again)
The final war is started by forums drama
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Aug 18, 2014 19:12
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- Stormyish
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I think the nuclear holocaust is pretty Rad
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Aug 18, 2014 19:19
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- Sleepy Sip
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A canticle for liebowitz, but with byob instead of liebowitz
byobiebowitz
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Aug 18, 2014 19:32
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- i am he
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calling it a nuclear "holocaust" actually makes it sound extremely badass
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Aug 19, 2014 03:04
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- Scaly Haylie
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wow op, looks like you and your dad are having a real falling out
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Aug 19, 2014 03:11
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- Bwee
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wow op, looks like you and your dad are having a real falling out
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Aug 19, 2014 03:14
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- alnilam
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calling it a nuclear "holocaust" actually makes it sound extremely badass
summer 2014 brought you an israeli former senator saying that a jew marrying an arab was "worse than what hitler did"
summer 2015 will bring you an even worse and cooler holocaust than interracial marriage
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Aug 19, 2014 03:21
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 13, 2024 12:32
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- i am he
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*jew about to be married to arab*
pastor: objections?
israeli senator [stands]: hitler did nothing wrong lol
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