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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U10FUI7W78

Lowtax when will you give us a rousing speech like this? I am cheering for sports team clippers

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
claiming first post in a don tacorleone thread

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Don Tacorleone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U10FUI7W78

Lowtax when will you give us a rousing speech like this? I am cheering for sports team clippers
when you guys give me enough money to purchase a professional sports team

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
I like the part where he starts screaming about how the Clippers were going to be known as being "hardcore."

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Developers developers developers developers

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

windows 8 sucks ya human being!

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Lowtax posted:

when you guys give me enough money to purchase a professional sports team

I've already given you $10 what the gently caress else do you want from me?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lowtax posted:

when you guys give me enough money to purchase a professional sports team

just permaban the W&W goons unless they form a wrestling league

off-key indie nonsense
Apr 22, 2010

It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us cybersinners.
I stopped watching when he held the mic up to his ear to "hear the clipper fans"

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
Hello Friend,

I think you'd fit in well over in yospos.

Forum 219, it's a subforum of seriosu hardware osftware crap

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

BeefThief posted:

windows 8 sucks ya human being!

It's ok if you install the Windows 7 app.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
steve balmer is a god drat drunk

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
the M&M introduction was enough for me thanks

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Lowtax posted:

when you guys give me enough money to purchase a professional sports team

why not start and monetize a goon minor league team?

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Windows 8 is great if you boot to powershell maximized fullscreen and never see the GUI.


Post-Shitpost -Forum "GBS" -content $poo poo

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

dontcareaboutname posted:

why not start and monetize a goon minor league team?
Aatrek already did that

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Lowtax posted:

Aatrek already did that

Dang, Richard

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Still got game, 'tax.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the Boris Yeltsin of the tech world. I wish him well!

edit: ok yt comments are right, he's Al Bundy on lotsa coke.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Steve Ballmer always gives me an unsettled feeling because in public he acts like a big goofy idiot that we can laugh at but then you read about his corporate antics as CEO and you realize he would bite your nuts off if you crossed him

Kelfeftaf
Sep 9, 2011
At least there's one thing to like about the Clippers now.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Lowtax posted:

Aatrek already did that
Beyond not making a whole lot of sense, this joke is just in poor taste. Shame on you

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe
Ballmer delivered the commencement speech for my graduating class. He said we were hardcore.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Lowtax posted:

Aatrek already did that

:master:

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE

naem
May 29, 2011

It must be nice to have a billion dollar career based entirely on being fat, bald, yelling "HARDCORE" and occasionally firing people

naem
May 29, 2011

Do you think that before sex with whatever bored but terribly polite russian escort or similar trophy wife/ early thirties retired model girlfriend Steve Ballmer bones he gives a rousing speech and uses the word HARDCORE a lot?

I like to think that he somehow doesn't know his only skill is giving speeches and yelling the word HARDCORE

"It's HARDCORE TIME" Steve tells into his bespoke porcelain dish of grape nuts in a spacious yet tasteful marble dining room

"Let's doo this HARDCORE" Steve yowels, $3000 silk briefs around his ankles, squating in his private oak panelled 12th bathroom

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

claiming first post in a don tacorleone thread

quoting the first post in a don tacorleone thread

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Nice try, OP, I don't see pit stains. This is like 10% Steve Ballmer effort, and I am not impressed.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

naem posted:

Do you think that before sex with whatever bored but terribly polite russian escort or similar trophy wife/ early thirties retired model girlfriend Steve Ballmer bones he gives a rousing speech and uses the word HARDCORE a lot?

I like to think that he somehow doesn't know his only skill is giving speeches and yelling the word HARDCORE

"It's HARDCORE TIME" Steve tells into his bespoke porcelain dish of grape nuts in a spacious yet tasteful marble dining room

"Let's doo this HARDCORE" Steve yowels, $3000 silk briefs around his ankles, squating in his private oak panelled 12th bathroom

I LOVE THIS HOOKER

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
2 thoughts
1. more like steve BALLER
2. back in my day, a clippers fan festival would have been billy crystal and like a few lakers fans showing up ironically

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Don Tacorleone posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U10FUI7W78

Lowtax when will you give us a rousing speech like this? I am cheering for sports team clippers

You better lose yourself in the shitposts, the trolling
you are gay you better never post your pic
You only got one shot do not miss your chance to BYOB
this probation lasts for 6 months yo

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


hahahahaha

naem
May 29, 2011

"I, Steve Balmer, am going to do for THIS TEAM what I did for Mircrosoft! HARDCORE!!!"

-Invests legacy funds to create the illusion of quarterly profit

-Creates vicious culture of mandatory quarterly firings that destroys the talent amd innovation that created those legacy funds

-Gives speeches featuring the word HARDCORE a lot that terrified underlings clap desperately for

-Rampant cronyism and culture of fear allows him to create huge salary and billion dollar golden parachute retirement package unchecked

-Company fails to produce quality products or services and falls behind upstart young competitors who outclass them on all fronts as franchise becomes a pale imitation of its former self

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

naem posted:

"I, Steve Balmer, am going to do for THIS TEAM what I did for Mircrosoft! HARDCORE!!!"

hey if the Lakers go the way of Netscape I am 100% on board

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Quickscope420dad posted:

You better lose yourself in the shitposts, the trolling
you are gay you better never post your pic
You only got one shot do not miss your chance to BYOB
this probation lasts for 6 months yo

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