CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Stupid coloured hair, piercings, poo poo tattoos, attention whoring and Tumblr. Cliches all present and accounted for.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 22:03

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 15:31

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Shithouse Dave posted:

It's like if Liz Shaw had an ounce of social grace and could actually create something. An everbearing comedy tree.

At least this woman waxed her bits and probably wiped her rear end before getting naked in front of a camera I guess.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 22:10

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Pretty sure if you pulled her lovely rancid hair it'd fall out.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 16:38

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

She probably didn't even get mugged.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 17:34

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

She could just come out and say she needs money for liposuction and therapy?

# ¿ Aug 21, 2014 17:49

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

So I guess the main thing to come out of this is that if lady ~indie game devs~ are as abhorrent, greasy and lacking in talent as this piece of poo poo then maybe it's just better if it gets left to men?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 20:48

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Spanish Manlove posted:

shut up idiot

Well not really but as someone with a vagina, I just wish she'd just shut the gently caress up and stop banging on about feminism when she can't even behave like a normal human.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 20:53

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Hayburner posted:

yeah probably

Nah, she seems like such a waste of space that she doesn't deserve to be fixed.

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 21:02

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

jalopybrown posted:

how can someone with that red text judge teh life of others?

I'm in GBS rite?

# ¿ Aug 25, 2014 21:06

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

We still talking about this dumpy bitch, huh?

:gas:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 14:12

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

The game was so boring and poorly executed it's thrown me into a(nother) deep depression and now I want to kill myself.

I cannot loving believe this woman has a following because of that piece of poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 15:15

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Robo Reagan posted:

kill yourself and leave in the note that the game was the primary reason you did it

CHECK. MATE.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 15:18

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Well colour me surprised:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 16:22

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Shots fired!

http://negat0ry.tumblr.com/post/95865035167/an-open-letter-to-zoe-quinn-from-that-girl-you-hate-to

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 10:17

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

So Patreon enables her to wake at 1pm and shove vegan snacks into her metal filled maw while dragging out a redundant argument until the other person just gives up?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 12:19

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Oh well at least 4Chan is hard at work plotting to rake her over the coals with regard to the tax she probably doesn't pay on a bunch of her 'earnings'.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 13:27

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Sex Robot posted:

Kotaku reports that forums user Poptart_Fairy was quoted as saying "I'm going to punch her in her face in the name of the patriarchy. With me luck brethren"

I am a lady but would like to enquire as to whether I can also punch her in the face in the name of patriarchy?

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 14:34

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea but only 3/5ths as strong

I'll take it.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 14:38

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

dMastri posted:

http://elizabethsampat.com/the-truth-about-zoe-quinn/

The kind of birthday present that you pretend to like out of politeness then bitch about afterwards.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 14:56

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Gyges posted:

I wonder how much money 5 Guys in Seattle is going to make during PAX.

The best possible outcome of all of this would be if (vegan) Zoe got pelted with Five Guys burgers by angry nerds at this PAX thing and someone uploads it to YouTube. Then again being greasy doesn't seem to bother her that much?

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 10:05

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Look like a PUA on his day off.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2014 15:45

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Aidopunko posted:

I think I've enjoyed these tweets more than any others I've seen.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 15:31

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

davecrazy posted:

No, actually some of us watch what we eat and exercise regularly.

I also wash my hair occasionally.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 12:10

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

On the subject of Patreon, you can help this lady transition from full time work to full time fat!

http://www.patreon.com/themilitantbaker

"All essential living expenses will be covered and I will have the ability to run The Militant Headquarters from my couch. That, AND I will be able to feed my cats!"

So people can pay for her to blog about HAES from her couch. I assume cupcakes are included in 'essential living expenses'.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 16:56

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Is there anyone who uses Patreon who isn't a massive piece of poo poo?

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 16:59

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Phil Niekro posted:

its cool that despite homelessness, hunger, and disease people will give their money to a fat woman so she can stay on the internet full time

Professionally FIERCE

# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 17:04

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 15:31

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

A boyfriend now, eh? Can't wait for The Cuckening II blog.

# ¿ Sep 5, 2014 15:31

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