CuckQuest+: A Tale of Five Guys and a Lady? {read the OP}

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Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Big Beef City posted:

Wait this is about a video game blog sex feud between ugly nerds?

And you're aware of who they are, the backstory, etc. And it's happening on Reddit.
And you care about this.

Holy moly.

haha holy poo poo for real
dude holy gently caress
omg haha

Jesus...

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 20:29

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Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The funny thing is that even if every accusation about this woman were true, she still comes off as the better person because these chan and reddit people are so much worse.

Interesting point, Mel Mudkiper.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 21:04

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Hey guys this dude accused this woman of using sex to get her tiny game some attention let's find her house and call her in the middle of the night while jacking off this is a reasonable response and shows our moral integrity.

It's fairly loving funny though.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 21:06

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Trixie Hardcore posted:

If these ravenous dorks could keep themselves from turning into malignant doxxing creep squads every time they have any information on a woman who might have the audacity to let a nerd stick his dick in her they might encourage more women to lower their standards long enough to gently caress dorks without fear of retribution. These guys are destroying their only pipeline to pussy here.

I bet they wear fedoras as well.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 21:23

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Minorkos posted:

I saw Zoe Quinn at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn�t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, �Oh, like you�re doing now?�

I was taken aback, and all I could say was �Huh?� but she kept cutting me off and going �huh? huh? huh?� and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like �Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.� At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually �to prevent any electrical infetterence,� and then turned around and winked at me. I don�t even think that�s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 23:11

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Fathis Munk posted:

Man

Unrelated and more fun than cancer(TM)

glad BroTeamPill has finally weighed in on this

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 23:48

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

ive got some unfortunate news for everyone in this thread, you paid 10 dollars to post on a website full of nerds so you are no longer allowed to use nerd as an insult

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 13:22

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

Calico Heart posted:

i don't really get this because if you have a steady income ten bucks is not a lot of money

ah youre right it does make more sense when you think of it as tech support guys making a solid 30k/yr tossing out the nerd insult, guess I was wrong

# ¿ Aug 20, 2014 13:42

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:35

Cool Blue Reason: Jan 7, 2010; by Lowtax

youre all a bunch of freaking tards

# ¿ Sep 1, 2014 01:05

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