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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Bifner McDoogle posted:

You're trying to burn someone by saying he watches a movie about IRA terrorists and transgender people, one that has a positive look on them both

its also a 50 year old song but you're trying to do a joke here i understand, dont wanna sink your bit here

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
would you cuck jaye davidson in his prime

i wouldn't because he is/was a beautiful man who deserves better

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i am a taster of games, i spit my disc back into the case instead of absorbing the blu-ray into my body

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

madeupfred posted:

GOON PROJECT: Get my penis inside a game dev

i have touched a game maker program


my penis identifies as your penis so it should be ok if i poke your bum

quote:

Seriously though, making fun of the ex is fun and all but the roller coaster of madness here is unbelievable, 4chan is donating to women's game development charities while some SJW identified fools are trying to bring them down, a bunch of nutters are making Glenn-Beck style conspiracy flow charts about how gaming journalism has no integrity, gaming journalists are insulting gamers for taking games too seriously while writing about how Sonic the Hedgehog is a metaphor for the Israel-Gaza conflict, and tat this point he only level-headed person involved is a 13-year old boy.

God drat I Love Gamers

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Denim Dude posted:

she isn't a rapist but if you have a conversation with your partner and you both decide that cheating without telling your partner is sex with out consent, then at the very least she had non consensual sex with him.

The Secret wasn't a nonfiction book hth

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
do mra's have a history of saying cheating is not rape, i'm learning so much about people i really dont care about

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i am a gamer, not because i have no life, but because i choose to have many (different shades of poorly written white guy in -costume-)

i can fight a dragon who roars like that t-rex from jurassic park, or i can fight the space monsters who roar like that t-rex from jurassic park

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
how many poor life choices does a person have to commit before they start ironically posting in a gbs thread like an unironic d&d poster about how a lady might have cheated on her ex-bf and this somehow constitutes as Gamer Rape

it's like unlearning comedy

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Denim Dude posted:

the only person who really thinks it is rape is zoe quinn. thats why it is funny you fuckin idiot.

idk, thats not really gut-busting funny to me, esp. when someone ironically unironically posts long tedious posts for multiple pages about how she's a rapist 'cause she has a retarded sense of the word rape

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

it's funny because she has a retarded sense of the word rape and she doesn't even follow it herself

I'd rate it a 2 on the Chucklometer, going down to a 1 when someone drags it out for way too long in way too many posts without spicing it up

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Digiwizzard posted:

yeah but this is because you are a retarded piece of poo poo dude.

don't diarrhea dump on me bro

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
it's like when gallagher's brother smashed a watermelon on stage, and then he did it 20 more times

eventually you're just going to feel sticky and shameful and contemplate where your life went wrong, y'know

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

Dont like them get you down, I for one enjoy your "I hate this thread, why are you posting!" routine. Its very well honed and has excellent comedic beats.

i could spice it up by pointing out how big the xbone is i guess

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Shadow Puppet Of posted:

Its getting better as a console with every update, so better make hay while the sun shines.

well at least the same can't be said for the surface pro, so you've still got a few years left in this biz

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I find it funny when people on moral high horses are shown to not practice what they preach to others. You, Neurolimal, are apparently quite zealously devoted to not finding anything funny and sneering at those who do.

look, i just wanted to hear more nerd voices crack trying to sing a playground version of a cartoon theme song, im just feeling lots of sad feels atm seeing mountains of ironic paragraph posts about her being a secret rapist gas grill lighter

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Digiwizzard posted:

no you were making an epic self ownage loop by making a million posts in the zoe quinn thread asking how pathetic you have to be to post in the zoe quinn thread a million times

no im p sure i didn't say its pathetic to post in here, just that it's pathetic to get in weird meta arguments with things you dont actually care about

this weird derail is like, the only time i've specified anything in particular as pathetic


also i think this thread is a cool posting place for attractive peoples

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
zoe quinn making 2500/mo off of her ex-bf getting all weepy in a blogpost is the funniest thing in this entire thread

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Torka posted:

there must be some artists on patreon who are getting money from people who just innocently enjoy their work and want to encourage them to make more, and aren't donating to express their approval of the artist's personality or political beliefs

they're usually porn artists, hth

e: or bearded guys singing fire emblem songs

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Tokamak posted:

People were comparing such threats to being yelled at by angry DOTA players so :shrug:

you just don't understand how wrathful Dendi-in-training's can be

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Klyith posted:

Having a steady supply means you always have a death threat when you need one. :greenangel:

turning vengeful boyfriends and mad tweets into a profitable venture, this lady has the saintly spirit of a capitalist

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

radical

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
lord of cyberspace: social justice is Insanely Cool

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Man Whore posted:

Yoah whats the masterlist of confirmed journalists being corrupt, I got a whole bunch of people thinking its The glorious Social Justice warriors against the rapacious gamer hordes as being the crux of the issue here. The OP used to have some stuff but it got trimmed down.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
didn't one of the journalists on ex-bf's hit list not even review depression quest in the first place

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
sjw became a useless stand-in for feminazi within like, 1/5th of a femtosecond of its creation, only diff is that there's a tiny group of bored middle-class people on tumblr saying dumb poo poo to make the people using it feel validated

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Al Borland posted:

3 theres apparently a UK kotaku.

Just put up KOTAKU and you're good to go.
Then link to the best breasts in anime kotaku article when people click on it

link to this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEiccW5l4Q

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i was super confused when kotaku went from anime titties 24/7 to paying lipservice to women in bideo james like, overnight

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
videogames are fun and also its cool to care about what your children are prolly gonna end up playing eventually

idk this thread is kind of weird when its obsessing over ex-bf manifestos and sharing nude pix of a dumpy videogame lady, the photoshops and songs were better imo

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

The Brown Menace posted:

it really is loving amazing that the only high-profile video games journalist who so far hasn't made an rear end out of themselves over this is geoff "dorito pope" keighley

patrick klepek was p chill about defending zoe quinn (maybe he sperged on the twetters or something i don't read twitter), also the rest of giantbomb dont really gaf about videogame personality drama

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
realtalk a while ago i didn't think polygon could get much worse

then they hired ben kuchera lmbo

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
you sure have a boner for me, it's bizarre because you can't even hear my wonderful countertenor voice

also idk how that changes "bunch of bored middle class people on tumblr" except now add twitter i guess


all i know is that the small bunch of people i've seen embrace the term SJW have been intensely boring nerds who are desperate for something to make them feel unique, while people i've seen spending hundreds of pages ranting about sjw's tend to own cumvases or pretend to be women to earn debate points

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 21:36 on Aug 31, 2014

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

The Landstander posted:

This account seems pretty parody to me,

brannock posted:

hey neurolimal you're back

this is it

this is what people mean when they reference sjws

lol

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

this is what the thread needs more of

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i'm glad i was born a dude so that i can gently caress people and if they get mad at me i prolly won't have nudes spread around and be known as the cuck-king (which is a p rad title so i guess its a double-bladed sword), no matter how many rude things i say about videogames

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i value proof, which is why i get all my opinions from a lover spurned

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
c-chat logs?


gently caress

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

A. Beaverhausen posted:

What's your dog in this fight? You seem pretty commited.

sentence long posts to pass the time while working

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Japanese Phone Box posted:

That's it I'm creating a patreon myself. gently caress this lovely poor college student life.

give me 30% of the profits and i'l write up a really mad blogpost and spread it around for you

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
the tiny minority that is sjw's are p dumb, but they're mostly just a crazy reaction to the really dumb poo poo in videogames and videogame "culture", and they don't hold any clout outside really long wannabe hard-hitting-jaming-gournalist articles

maybe zoe quinn is an a-hole and cuck-queen, i dont think that merits spreading nudes of her and accusing every website of being biased in her favor because they don't want to report on relationship drama

i'm more inclined to side with the group that aren't doing that even if they say dumb poo poo on twitter, esp. if the other side has also drawn porn of that assassins creed producer lady because the first one was lame, hid behind cool fantasy artists to justify tits, and rallied against feminazi's for being against harass-the-stripper minigames and random rape events in their open world rampage games

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Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Brannock posted:

it's not anywhere near a tiny minority no matter how many times you repeat it, dude

depends on if you count parody twitter accounts, apparently

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