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Tragic Fat Detective
Jul 12, 2002

           soulja boy tell em


- Tragic Fat Detective.

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ooooo! So mature! gently caress off back to FYAD.

Tragic Fat Detective
Jul 12, 2002

           soulja boy tell em

Wormskull posted:

Ooooo! So mature! gently caress off back to FYAD.

Lol. You mad Microsoft Fanboi?

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Tragic Fat Detective posted:



- Tragic Fat Detective.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Tragic Fat Detective posted:



- Tragic Fat Detective.

there are reviews like this in the world and yet polygon and kotaku still exist

nothing makes sense any more

edit: do you have a patreon op i can't seem to find it

cum in my meowth
Dec 30, 2005
:greencube:
stupid xbox

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Tragic Fat Detective posted:



- Tragic Fat Detective.

This is not how you use the Xbox touch control joystick! Please do not do this!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Does anyone have the Burger-Chan pictures.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I know ColdPie is still an active poster. I summon thee.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



i covered both the ps4 and xbone in my review

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Durr this console has a bunch of epic games like Titanfall (drop a titan on it) and Madden. I'd better piss on it because I am a disgusting child. Feck off, OP.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Durr I'm going to take the 'piss' out of the OP even tho the XBOX is drawn perfectly to scale.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Pewdiepie posted:

Durr I'm going to take the 'piss' out of the OP even tho the XBOX is drawn perfectly to scale.

When did Gaben stop wearing glasses?

Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK
It's called the Xbox One, yet it's actually the THIRD Xbox. Makes you think.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Number Two Stunna posted:

It's called the Xbox One, yet it's actually the THIRD Xbox. Makes you think.

Yeah... Think about taking a huge poo poo!

Tragic Fat Detective
Jul 12, 2002

           soulja boy tell em

Wormskull posted:

Yeah... Think about taking a huge poo poo!

I just did, and then I had to call the plumber because there was an XBOX One clogging up the toilet.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

xbox one huge

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

They called it the Xbox One

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

thbey called the tirb xbox the xbxdcdfg

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hollenhammer posted:

thbey called the tirb xbox the xbxdcdfg

You need to learn how to speak English before posting on this bored.

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

Wormskull posted:

You need to learn how to speak English before posting on this bored.

oh poo poo.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Poniard posted:

i covered both the ps4 and xbone in my review


terrorists win

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Poniard posted:

i covered both the ps4 and xbone in my review


So this is why Xbox One has been delocated to the number 3 spot, and is being outsold by the Wii-U.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Poniard posted:

i covered both the ps4 and xbone in my review

Why would you need 5 dildos, except for if their progressively bigger size match the purchase date order as he meticulously destroys the tautness of his own butthole

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Gimbal lock posted:

Why would you need 5 dildos, except for if their progressively bigger size match the purchase date order as he meticulously destroys the tautness of his own butthole

that's a woman.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Gimbal lock posted:

Why would you need 5 dildos, except for if their progressively bigger size match the purchase date order as he meticulously destroys the tautness of his own butthole

he likely has other gay roommates and they bought them together :swoon:

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

The Taint Reaper posted:

that's a woman.

What? That's clearly a pasty white guy. I mean look at those gams.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Gimbal lock posted:

What? That's clearly a pasty white guy. I mean look at those gams.

That's from prolonged xbox exposure.

Tragic Fat Detective
Jul 12, 2002

           soulja boy tell em
Gamestop: That XBOX ONE will cost a total of $499
Me [paraphrasing the epic Cartman]: I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms, because we should at least be safe if you're going to gently caress ME, GAMESTOP!!!

Yolomancer
Aug 9, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ya know why they call it the XBox One? Because you can't find one goddamned game worth playing on it.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Yolomancer posted:

Ya know why they call it the XBox One? Because you can't find one goddamned game worth playing on it.

Wouldn't it be the Xbox Zero then?

Actually in all seriousness they probably called it the Xbox One because they figured they could release yearly updates for it like the ipad, but it blew up in their face. So the first update would have been Xbox Two, and then Xbox Three etc.

farsel
Aug 4, 2007


Tragic Fat Detective posted:



- Tragic Fat Detective.

its piss

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Tragic Fat Detective posted:

Gamestop: That XBOX ONE will cost a total of $499
Me [paraphrasing the epic Cartman]: I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms, because we should at least be safe if you're going to gently caress ME, GAMESTOP!!!

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

How about that RAM

Hahahahaha

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Liquid Penguins posted:

terrorists win

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008

Tragic Fat Detective posted:



- Tragic Fat Detective.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Yolomancer posted:

Ya know why they call it the XBox One?

because you turn one degree and walk away

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

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