Captain No-Mates is my son and I am disappointed in him

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:00

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# ? May 13, 2024 00:19

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

oh god it all makes sense now

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:01

Captain No-mates

lookin' good, feelin' good

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Captain No-mates posted:

lookin' good, feelin' good

Your mother and I are very worried about you. You never leave the basement and when you do, the only thing you will wear is a fedora.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:06

Looke

captain nomates is my friend and you just don't understand our generation

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:08

Captain No-mates

just a busta on the hunt for some kawaii babes

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:09

ulvir

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:10

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

oh no inflation thread what have you done GSJG?!

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:11

Stormyish

It's the end times!
It is the end of times!

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

When we arrived at your "wedding" the only people there were you and your idiot friend Paul, who was wearing one of those metal anime headbands and pretending to be some internet minister. And I'm pretty sure it isn't legal to marry a goddamn pillow.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:12

ulvir

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:15

Captain No-mates

i think it reflects poorly on you 'dad' that youre so autismal that you are choosing to call me out on the internet board we both frequent.

what hatsune and i have is for ever, bithc.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:15

ulvir

never come between an otaku and his waifu.

~ old jungle saying

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

ulvir posted:

never come between an otaku and his waifu.

~ old jungle saying

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:20

bwatts

anime bbw

# ? Aug 22, 2014 18:57

tao of lmao

this is it. this is the namedrop thread that won't get gassed. i can feel it in my bones

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Air Julio posted:

this is it. this is the namedrop thread that won't get gassed. i can feel it in my bones

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

I am his English teacher and I would like you to see what he handed in for his report on the Civil War :colbert:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:14

Stormyish

I didn't know a quarter taped to a piece of cardboard could inflate boobs

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just a preview, boys

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:16

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

human sexuality is an ineffable and bottomless pit

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:19

Sleepy Sip

Bo-Pepper posted:

human sexuality is an inflatable and bottomless pit

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:20

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Sleepy Sip posted:

no nooooo

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bo-Pepper posted:

no nooooo

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:23

bwatts

i got nomates a gf so shut the gently caress up godspeed john glenn

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:30

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Bureaus Watts posted:

i got nomates a gf so shut the gently caress up godspeed john glenn

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bureaus Watts posted:

i got nomates a gf so shut the gently caress up godspeed john glenn

Do you kiss your mother with that tongue?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:34

Captain No-mates

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Do you kiss your mother with that tongue?

no but he kisses my mother with it :smug:

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:38

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

I'm glad that I never dissappointed GSJG.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Angry Fish posted:

I'm glad that I never dissappointed GSJG.

No-Mates, why can't you be more like your brother, Angry Fish?

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:41

Captain No-mates

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

No-Mates, why can't you be more like your brother, Angry Fish?

said no-one ever

# ? Aug 22, 2014 19:46

ulvir

# ? Aug 22, 2014 21:25

bwatts

i actually needed something to make fun of ulvir for, and he really helped me out with that by, in this thread, posting several pictures of fat anime girls or inflation or whatever over a period of three hours.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 21:28

Diqnol

He's my best friend and I agree with him that his dad is a dumb bitch. gently caress that noise, I say, and come with me into the woods to share the porn therein.

# ? Aug 22, 2014 21:40

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# ? May 13, 2024 00:19

hemale in pain

if captain no mates was my son i'd be v.proud

# ? Aug 22, 2014 21:54

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