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spiders are mostly chill, as evidenced by this photograph of me at home
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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I've got a weed rear end dog and a weed rear end cat
A weed rear end piano in my weed rear end flat
I got weed rear end clothes, from hat to shoes
I read a paper called the weed rear end news
I got weed rear end habits (I act that way)
I sleep in weed rear end and weed rear end all day
Got weed rear end troubles with my weed rear end wife
I'm certainly living a weed rear end life
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Aug 24, 2014 18:01
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- LappyDore64
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by XyloJW
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I've got a weed rear end dog and a weed rear end cat
A weed rear end piano in my weed rear end flat
I got weed rear end clothes, from hat to shoes
I read a paper called the weed rear end news
I got weed rear end habits (I act that way)
I sleep in weed rear end and weed rear end all day
Got weed rear end troubles with my weed rear end wife
I'm certainly living a weed rear end life
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Aug 25, 2014 05:12
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Aug 25, 2014 05:20
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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You're not real.
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Aug 25, 2014 05:57
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I was doing some construction work in Michigan once and, having never been there I didn't really know what to expect bug-wise. Me and another guy not from around ther ewent to pick up some wooden planks and when we did a chitinous demonic war beast ran out from underneath. I only saw it for a brief second as my life flashed before my eyes before it disappeared, but from what I remember it looked like some kind of centipede with rhinoceros DNA and a suit of sturdy armor and covered in crab claws. I will never go back to Michigan.
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Aug 25, 2014 13:21
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north carolina's western mountains are a "temperate rainforest," and it has an extraordinarily diverse population of freaky bugs
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Aug 25, 2014 13:29
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Here's a pic of a big rear end dead bug I found on a sidewalk by my house
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Aug 25, 2014 13:45
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take a picture of it next to your genitals for scale
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Aug 25, 2014 13:49
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I was doing some construction work in Michigan once and, having never been there I didn't really know what to expect bug-wise. Me and another guy not from around ther ewent to pick up some wooden planks and when we did a chitinous demonic war beast ran out from underneath. I only saw it for a brief second as my life flashed before my eyes before it disappeared, but from what I remember it looked like some kind of centipede with rhinoceros DNA and a suit of sturdy armor and covered in crab claws. I will never go back to Michigan.
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Aug 25, 2014 17:48
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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
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So, I worked for the Forest Service doing trail maintenance during college, and I was fascinated that there were tarantulas living up in the mountains here in Utah. Every time I saw one I would watch him walk around and would help him into a bush if there were birds trying to eat it or whatever. So one day I was driving the truck down a dirt mountain path, when I saw the biggest tarantula yet, sitting in the middle of the road. I got out of the truck to move him, but as I got closer, I realized that it wasn't a tarantula at all, but some sort of giant spider. It hissed and charged at me, and I ran back to the truck and locked the doors.
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Aug 25, 2014 17:57
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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So, I worked for the Forest Service doing trail maintenance during college, and I was fascinated that there were tarantulas living up in the mountains here in Utah. Every time I saw one I would watch him walk around and would help him into a bush if there were birds trying to eat it or whatever. So one day I was driving the truck down a dirt mountain path, when I saw the biggest tarantula yet, sitting in the middle of the road. I got out of the truck to move him, but as I got closer, I realized that it wasn't a tarantula at all, but some sort of giant spider. It hissed and charged at me, and I ran back to the truck and locked the doors.
Theres been a few times where I didnt get out of the woods until after dark, usually having a mile or two to hike by flashlight. Turns out a spiders eyes will shine like a deer or cats, if you want to find a really big spider, go at night and look for the brightest reflection.
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Aug 25, 2014 19:23
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two days in a row i've woken up with a new bug bite
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Aug 28, 2014 22:04
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its from when the bedbugs come out of your skin at night and collect fairy dust
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Aug 28, 2014 22:07
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its from when the bedbugs come out of your skin at night and collect fairy dust
oh, that's a relief
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Aug 28, 2014 22:07
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"Trigger" is my trigger word.
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Aug 28, 2014 22:18
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Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
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I do this. i have a spider buddy that I smoke with. i wonder what spiders think about when they're high
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