- El Spider
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Aug 25, 2014 03:07
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 21, 2024 16:57
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- i am he
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i learned how to love on the streets
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Aug 25, 2014 03:08
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- Stormyish
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don't eat street gum
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Aug 25, 2014 03:09
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- Captain No-mates
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i learned about traffic safety on the mean streets
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Aug 25, 2014 03:09
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- bwatts
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a schizophrenic man sitting on a bench taught me about the avant-garde art movement.
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Aug 25, 2014 03:11
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- Captain No-mates
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a clown in a sewer drain taught me about fiscal responsability
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Aug 25, 2014 03:16
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- El Spider
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suge knight taught me about de-escalation
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Aug 25, 2014 03:24
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- LappyDore64
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by XyloJW
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a living statue once taught me about the planck constant and rudimentary quantum mechanics
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Aug 25, 2014 03:27
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- tao of lmao
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i became a master-level speed chess player. on the streets.
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Aug 25, 2014 03:32
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- Ace of Baes
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i learned how to crack my knuckles, on the streets
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Aug 25, 2014 03:33
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I learned how to play the bass guitar like a true blues musician.
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Aug 25, 2014 03:47
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- mags
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Can't post for 3 days!
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I learned about Prim's Algorithm on the streets.
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Aug 25, 2014 03:50
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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I learned how to eulerize them paths out on the street. In order to get to the destination in the fastest way possible, obv.
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Aug 25, 2014 03:52
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- LappyDore64
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by XyloJW
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all of the knowledge I've picked up on the streets has been depressingly conventional
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Aug 25, 2014 03:53
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- mags
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Can't post for 3 days!
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I'm not saying Euler was a bitch, nigga. I'm saying he was a bitch nigga, nigga.
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Aug 25, 2014 03:53
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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i learned about non-euclidean geometry while in an opium den
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Aug 25, 2014 04:41
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- sweaty pimp
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the streets taught me to fend for myself from day to day in this grand hustle
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Aug 25, 2014 04:47
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- precision
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by VideoGames
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i met tina, she was a fighter, never worried a day in her whole life her, car was a camaro, i think a '77 she drank whiskey from a plastic bottle bought at the 7-11, oh yeah
she had thunderclouds and big dreams, pipe scars and failed schemes, her glovebox contained a smith and wesson '45. she would bite her lower lip when she started to drive but by the time she was going sixty five she was chain smoking lucky strikes and humming a hendrix song
and one day i met her man he sold the poo poo out of a van, we chased dragons that night and i listened to a voice in my head and i ran. never looked back, oh no, never looked back...
- some bullshit lyrics i just wrote
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Aug 25, 2014 04:50
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- Lil Cunty
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Once I found one of those piles of ants on the street and I put a caterpillar in the pile and the ants ate it
rude
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Aug 25, 2014 04:52
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- sweaty pimp
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i stole a car but i didn't go far..
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Aug 25, 2014 04:54
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- owl milk
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i am very sexy and you found that out when we hosed on the streets
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Aug 25, 2014 05:05
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- brotherly
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DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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i learned to love my fellow humans and to be kind to all the animals except for pigeons theyre gross
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Aug 25, 2014 14:51
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- Peanut Butler
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i learned how to drive
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Aug 25, 2014 15:14
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- google THIS
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what i never learned was why a shark would salivate
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Aug 25, 2014 15:16
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 21, 2024 16:57
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- ulvir
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"having a problem", contrary to what I used to believe, actually means wanting to beat somebody up for trivial reasons, not having the need to repair or otherwise get something that's an issue sorted.
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Aug 25, 2014 16:16
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