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blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
here are some tips

* be chill
* use almost always lowercase letters
* uppercase letters are sometimes fine
* typos are to be kept at a minimum
* smoke weed while posting if you like to smoke weed
* it's ok to be gay or straight or whatever
* never make fun of the op
* we're your friends
* just post already!!
* post a lot

anyone else have any good tips?

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Lil Cunty


if you are afraid to post, go to the lurker thread and fluffie duckie will say a nice thing to you

then go to the newbie adoption thread because someone will adopt you which i think means if you make a bad post they get in trouble and you don't

now you are filled with confidence and can post worry-free

at least this is what i did and it seems to be working so far *fingers crossed*

Stormyish

Kontent is King

Stormyish

just make poo poo so even if you've fingered a baby nobody will care

bacalou


WD-40 posted:

someone will adopt you which i think means if you make a bad post they get in trouble and you don't

uh oh

Stormyish

who did you adopt again

im cute

Stormyish posted:

who did you adopt again

it's me, he just doesn't know it yet :ssh:

Lil Cunty



anime sucks! weed is dumb! farts lol!

what don't look at me you knew what you were signing up for

City of Glompton

make stuff, even and some times especially if it's poorly done. you get a gold star for participation here!

please don't be a sex criminal.

have fun! :)

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
please do not cum on a girls feet while she sleeps

Captain No-mates

single out a few posters and constantly make snipes at them. just whenever you post there had better be a follow up. this will establish you as a mother effer not to be effed with


hope this helps and yob on!! :D

Stormyish

Captain No-mates posted:

single out a few posters and constantly make snipes at them. just whenever you post there had better be a follow up. this will establish you as a mother effer not to be effed with


hope this helps and yob on!! :D

Look at No-mates, his feet smell and his armpit hair is unkempt!

im cute

Captain No-mates posted:

single out a few posters and constantly make snipes at them. just whenever you post there had better be a follow up. this will establish you as a mother effer not to be effed with


hope this helps and yob on!! :D

:byob1::sidvicious::byob1:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
HEY FAGS DISREGARD THE OP POST HE IS A LOSER HAHAHA

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOU'LL GET THE E'RESPECT YOU LACK IN YOUR PATHETIC REAL LIFE HAHA SO ANGRY AND FISHY.

Afro Doug

those are good suggestions but you forgot
*don't forget to eat your vegetables
*drink 7-8 glasses of water a day
*grow big and strong

Captain No-mates

Stormyish posted:

Look at No-mates, his feet smell and his armpit hair is unkempt!

well, yes but i dont like to bring it up

City of Glompton

also don't listen to the fish he's here for color commentary but he shouldn't scare you off, if he does scare you off this probably isn't the place for you anyhow. (love you fishie!)

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

Siluvayne posted:

also don't listen to the fish he's here for color commentary but he shouldn't scare you off, if he does scare you off this probably isn't the place for you anyhow. (love you fishie!)

OH I'M JUST HERE FOR COLOR WHAT IS THAT RACIST poo poo ALL ABOUT EH?

gently caress THAT poo poo I'M CALLIN MY BOY TYCHROME AND WE GONNA GAT GAT GAT UP THIS THREAD.

City of Glompton

Angry Fish posted:

OH I'M JUST HERE FOR COLOR WHAT IS THAT RACIST poo poo ALL ABOUT EH?

gently caress THAT poo poo I'M CALLIN MY BOY TYCHROME AND WE GONNA GAT GAT GAT UP THIS THREAD.

see what I mean :shrug:

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
* dont be racists

keep it up, yob

El Spider

Captain No-mates posted:

single out a few posters and constantly make snipes at them. just whenever you post there had better be a follow up. this will establish you as a mother effer not to be effed with


hope this helps and yob on!! :D

:byob1:

arnbiguous
where is the adoption thread, i would like to have a forums dad

Lil Cunty


tehloki posted:

where is the adoption thread, i would like to have a forums dad

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3659557

here you go pal

bacalou is my forums dad and it is great
he's very lenient and let's me stay up posting at all hours
in fact he pretty much ignores me

can't wait for the byob father/daughter picnic we are going to own at the three-legged race

Stormyish

cuntman.net

Captain No-mates posted:

single out a few posters and constantly make snipes at them. just whenever you post there had better be a follow up. this will establish you as a mother effer not to be effed with


hope this helps and yob on!! :D

its true what you want to do is to find the toughest looking guy and beat him up to show how tough you are its like prison in fact it is prison, the worlds second largest open air prison to be exact

cuntman.net

Sleepy Owl posted:

its true what you want to do is to find the toughest looking guy and beat him up to show how tough you are its like prison in fact it is prison, the worlds second largest open air prison to be exact

that was an inside joke, making those is a good way to become popular its proven by psychology

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
* research and understand every yob inside joke

im cute


oh god, oh please give me this gangtag.

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gingerberger

Gotta love my Squirtle Swag
Shitpost like it's your job.

Also, send me money.

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