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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

romanowski posted:

why do so many nerds literally have neckbeards? like you would think at this point they would get that it's an undesirable look

nerds are unfamiliar with basic hygiene and social graces

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Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

romanowski posted:

why do so many nerds literally have neckbeards? like you would think at this point they would get that it's an undesirable look

They hide multiple chins.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

Wormskull posted:

It's a pain in the rear end to shave off.

but then why don't they also keep the mustache. surely with all the time they spend on the internet they've heard the term "neckbeard" used in a pejorative sense so maybe they would think to just grow a full beard if they're too lazy to shave.

This is VERY important to me.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

romanowski posted:

but then why don't they also keep the mustache. surely with all the time they spend on the internet they've heard the term "neckbeard" used in a pejorative sense so maybe they would think to just grow a full beard if they're too lazy to shave.

This is VERY important to me.

Some people can't grow a full beard, like hair just doesn't grow on their cheeks.

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008

this thread maybe doesnt have room for 2 green xbox one avs
shaving mustaches is a lot easier than the neckbeard

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Some people can't grow a full beard, like hair just doesn't grow on their cheeks.

This is me irl, but I just shave it all off because I'm an adult

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

DoubleDonut posted:

This is me irl, but I just shave it all off because I'm an adult

same

I can grow a goatee and chops that don't connect to it so I look like joe dirt so I shave

Overbite
Jan 24, 2004


I'm a vtuber expert
This story is true my uncle used to work at nintendo but he leaked smash bros and got fired + sued

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Overbite posted:

This story is true my uncle used to work at nintendo but he leaked smash bros and got fired + sued

is he okay?

Overbite
Jan 24, 2004


I'm a vtuber expert

sharrrk posted:

is he okay?

busta wolf

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Overbite posted:

busta wolf

:thurman:

Soral
May 30, 2009

DoubleDonut posted:

This is me irl, but I just shave it all off because I'm an adult

have you considered that if youre unable to grow hairs on your face that maybe you arent actually really an adult. makes u think

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

DoubleDonut posted:

This is me irl, but I just shave it all off because I'm an adult

You shave it all off because you're a little beta wiener who's too concerned with what other people think of you instead of just rockin a sick beard like a sir.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Seshoho Cian posted:

that's mew2king, who infamously jizzed on a dude's bed when staying over for a Smash tournament

Dr PeePee is this dude


That's me actually.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Overbite posted:

busta wolf

drat

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Borsche69 posted:

You shave it all off because you're a little beta wiener who's too concerned with what other people think of you instead of just rockin a sick beard like a sir.

personally I'd rather look like a plain-rear end Teen than a Teen Wolf but whatever you say, gay myspace robot

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

rip, he died like he lived: leaking poo poo

:vince:

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
If you're not kinda legit into using the duck hunt dog to beat the poo poo out of people I don't know why you play video games at all.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
if you can't face the screen and do the humiliation chuckle game is poo poo

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Protagonist posted:

if you can't face the screen and do the humiliation chuckle game is poo poo

But now you can do it in real life after beating Link to death with ducks.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

The Protagonist posted:

if you can't face the screen and do the humiliation chuckle game is poo poo

100% guaranteed this is either a taunt or a move

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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what hat does kirby put on when he inhales the dog tho

is it a dog hat or a duck hat or what

i am seriously panicking right now

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context
It replaces Kirby's model with the Super Mario/Duck Hunt combo cartridge.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

There's a leak? I'll call the plumber. I think you know which one :D

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

The Protagonist posted:

i don't know who that is but google thinks its this guy and i think google is probably right



i like how the petite girl is somehow more muscular than captain autism here

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ekster posted:

i like how the petite girl is somehow more muscular than captain autism here

She's cute and he's a very lucky man.

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!

Wormskull posted:

She's cute and he's a very lucky man.

She also looks underage.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

He also does, lol.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

He's a true gamer with the soul of a 40 year old gamer.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I never noticed this before

Dianetics
Jun 6, 2014

01011001 posted:

100% guaranteed this is either a taunt or a move

It needs to be his final smash. He does that snicker and people just explode from embarassment.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Dianetics posted:

It needs to be his final smash. He does that snicker and people just explode from embarassment.

He'll probably just get a revamped snake final smash really

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Snake? Not in it? What the?

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
I only cared about mega man and ness.

edit: actually baby bowser seems pretty cool.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

edit: actually baby bowser seems pretty cool.

I think you mean "Roy Koopa"

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Gimbal lock posted:

I never noticed this before


:eyepop:

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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Mobzy posted:

Not going to lie, I loving love Smash Bros.

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