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Moola
Aug 16, 2006


Rar I'm a hungry hungry Dreadnought! So fierce!













































"Oh hey Jeff hows it going?"
"HELLO BOB HOW ARE YOU?! WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?!
"Haha Jeff, you're such a joker..."

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006


"Hey Brother Frankus, I errr, can't see where we are going???"

"YOUNG BROTHER TERRY, OUR PRIMARCH, IN HIS DIVINE WISDOM, DECREED THAT ALL OF OUR WHIRLWINDS MAY ONLY HAVE TWO VIEWPORTS ON THE FRONT OF THE VEHICLE. AND THOSE VIEWPORTS MUST ALWAYS BE POINTED UP TO THE SKY; SO THAT WE MAY BETTER OBSERVE OUR RIGHTEOUS ROCKET SALVOS!"

"Well should we maybe pop the hatch so I can see which direction I'm driving?"

"gently caress THAT BROTHER TERRY, ARE WE THE FIGHTING TIGERS OF VEDA OR ARE WE THE WORRYING COWARDS CHAPTER OF WORRYING NINNYS PERHAPS?"

"Well no but..."

"YOUR ASTARTEING TO MAKE ME ANGRY FRANK, NOW HIT THE loving GAS ALREADY"

**Final recorded transmission of the Fighting Tigers Whirlwind SABRE TooTH**

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

CyberLord XP posted:

Dammit Moola this poo poo killed me.

:laugh:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
May be the rice is supposed to be maggots?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

SRM posted:

Unfortunately Eternity of War doesn't exist anymore.

I have a similar college gaming story. I played a Necron player who agreed to an 1850 point game. He brings out an army that for the most part is pretty standard, until he brings out his second Monolith. It isn't actually a Monolith, but a collection of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards taped together in a vague silhouette of a Monolith. I said we should play a 1600 point game instead.

This guy sounds cool tbh.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
^ My Axe cleaves! It cuts! It slices! It dices!

Now watch me cut this child in two!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
lol, just gonna undercoat this thing black, a few solid colours on the rims and poo poo, aaaaaaaand done!

That'll be 300 bucks...

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Grey Hunter posted:

I'll throw one of mine from the past.



10 year old me didn't have a desert brown, and a limited budget. Yellow is the colour of sand right?

Camoflauge for the Disco world!

*paints army yellow for desert camo*

*bases army on green grass bases*

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
^ In the grim darkness of the future, there is only lush verdant green grassland!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

naem posted:

Redacted. I thought I was posting in a gbs thread. My apologies.

lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Grim posted:

He has a twin


This doesnt belong in this thread you piece of poo poo

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Numlock posted:

Is that intentional parody of 40k's grimderp or is it just extremely bad taste?

yes

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

StErN posted:

From the warmachine thread, so I can't take credit for finding it. Painting isn't bad, but why sculpt this:

:nws: http://warhammer.org.uk/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=75492 :nws:

thats a really gross hosed up pussy

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Fearless posted:

I wouldn't field those as Tau, but they do look pretty neat. I like 'em.

I think theyre supposed to be Thallax

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

JerryLee posted:

paging Moola

Haha lookit that cheeky little skelly hitching a free ride. What a lil skamp!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

REAL MUSCLE MILK posted:

Are you kidding? I wish I could paint faces like this.

This is what pisses me off. I try my damnedest and still end up with googly eyes half the time and this guy is probably cranking out Thong Marines. It's like watching a guy with the lottery and spend it all on Chuck E Cheese tokens.

its like when really artistically gifted people waste their talents on bronie poo poo and hentai porn.

As someone who cant draw/paint that well it pisses me off, just give me your loving talent your obviously dont need it!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Ah the Assless Chapter

my favourite marine chapter

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Len posted:

Please no. The GBS Warham thread was fun when it was posting ridiculous Warham lore and rules but then it slowly descended into people just posting the word "Scrunt" and "rattle" over and over and over.

Lookit this dumbass lol

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Jesus Christ that guy is the king of hams.

Pays a ridiculous amount for a shody service, gets poo poo upon and eagerly comes back for seconds. Good grief!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

LuiCypher posted:

This guy is a distaff cousin of everyone's favorite scrunt! I mean, just look at that face.

the slenderscrunt

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
good grief!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Chill la Chill posted:

Why does she look like she's in pain :ohdear:

Think they were going for an O-face, but not sure why they combined that with stabbing a weird as gently caress giant tomatoman???

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
"Oh that? It's just my model of a hosed up anime girl with a huge rear end orgasming as she stabs a tomatoman and cuts her tit off; why do you ask?"

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Z the IVth posted:

Sex sells really well. Makes me wonder why I make robots and spaceships. I would be on top of my own miniature empire right now had I gone down the T&A route.

Put tits on robits and spaceships.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

JcDent posted:

I made it to the point where they start talking about space wolves. Those two are definitely loving.

Everything about the BTP guy just screams PAEDOPHILE

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Lord Hypnostache posted:

Oh hey, look what I found: a flying scrunt!



good grief!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
You can't both be the frog

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

osirisisdead posted:

This is from many pages ago, but I thought it needed to be said Re: Blue Table Painting.

As much as it may suck to offer overpriced and sub-par painting services, I think the kind of person who hires someone else to paint an entire lot of bespoke soldier dollies deserves to be fleeced as hard as possible, as much as possible, repeatedly, and then maybe beaten a bit for good measure because seriously, gently caress that guy.

lol?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

YF19pilot posted:

A palate cleanser, as this is something I would probably totally do if I got back into 40k:





This is awesome

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Zark the Damned posted:

Why not do both? Kill something and then stick it to a base.

Hollismason has you beat soz

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

BULBASAUR posted:

x wang is a cool game

yes

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

*bids $100+ on this*

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
hams are dumb and dumb with money

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

I <3 u

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
skulldozer

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
stealing land shark idea for D&D

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Wurzag posted:

Isn't that already a thing?

*reads pdfs*

yes apparently it is!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
i like that the dudes hair and sash are blowing in separate directions

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
ah I see

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