Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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ijyt posted:

/tg/ delivers again

I am good at anatomy. The balls go on top of the penis and attach to the abdominal muscles.

Also thanks a lot buddy, I feel like I should put myself on a watchlist after looking at that.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 21:19

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:05

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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ijyt posted:

Kangaroo balls legit hang above the penis.

I don't know how I know that. You're welcome.

Well I just got schooled. I'm wondering why he didn't go with the bifurcated penis for verisimilitude then.

e: and think I should definitely go on a watchlist for wondering about that.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2015 23:31

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Moola posted:

thats not how you hold a shield diarrhoea meltman!

It's not a shield, it's a punch dagger.

# ¿ May 23, 2015 16:34

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Soulfucker posted:

Does the guy in the back right have some kind of combi-stormbolter/plasma gun?

Also thin your plasticine.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 00:17

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

MasterSlowPoke posted:

Yeah, that's a fairly common conversion.

Cheers.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 02:24

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

There is a lot hosed up about that model, but the thing that gets me is exactly how many joints do her wrists have? I'm guessing three at least.

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 01:19

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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A whole new world just opened up for me.

Putty posted:

the amiibo subreddit is cringe-worthy, full of adults posing their kids toys like i used to do with my G.I. Joes. theres also "custom" amiiboos as in paint on your stupid loving toy

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 03:16

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

moths posted:

I saw that first picture and thought it was awesome in a dumb way, then looked at the others and noticed very subtle and restrained Nazi theme and well gently caress.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 18:21

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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JcDent posted:

Hey, the squatshitter has open turret/driver's position for some reason.

Luckily literally no race in the 40K universe including the Tau themselves have developed technology or have evolved special limbs/appendages that would let them jump/climb the high distance from the ground to the cockpit to attack it directly. Similarly, no race has developed the equivalent of a modern day 'frag' grenade that could be detonated in the open cockpit killing all crew instantly. Or the equivalent of a MRLS barrage type weapon. Or oh gently caress it, god drat stupid designers.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 13:36

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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TheCosmicMuffet posted:

I think if we apply Ostrich Logic, we'll find that this robot's feet are inferior in design to the stomper, standard dreadnought, *and* god's plan.

Or are those the dreadknight feet? I forget if those are weird or just coincidentally 3 toed.

Nope. Has a heel.
This Robot May Pass.

I like this pose. It's the "Just about to do an overhead smash but got stabbed through the heart slow forward fall instead".

# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 20:00

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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JcDent posted:

I would totally use this as a leman russ demolisher or vindicator. :swoon:

# ¿ Nov 1, 2015 22:30

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Slimnoid posted:

6th edition WHFB chaos hit the nail on the head in terms of design and aesthetic, so I feel you on that. It was the right balance of detail and empty space, busy where it needed to be but not overflowing with a billion skulls and awful proportions.

Except the plastic warriors around that time. Awful sculpts and terrible to try and rank up.

The ones with a front piece, a back piece and two ball sockets for arms? I kinda liked the stolid, menacing "we're advancing and there is jack poo poo you can do" vibe from their static pose. But yeah ranking them was insanely bad.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 01:49

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Slimnoid posted:

No, those are pretty fine to rank up. What I meant was...

Those. They were still current when the Hordes of Chaos book came out back in 6th; it wasn't until some time in 7th iirc that they got replaced by the ball-socket ones.

Imagine trying to make sense of THIS clusterfuck:

Oh dearie me I think I need to have a bit of a lie down, just looking at those handsome fellas gives me the vapours.

# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 06:08

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Moola posted:

Are those axe heads for the hilt? Holy poo poo. Peak 40K.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 22:40

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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jadebullet posted:

Same guy, thankfully not KKK, but what did he paint it with, sand?

Have you not heard of textured paint you loving heathen?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2016 16:25

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

The way the spider legs go shin->knee->shin->knee->shin->knee->calf->pointy bits cracks me up, especially with the prominent calves.

# ¿ May 5, 2016 04:10

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I didn't even notice the scale. :stare:

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 09:55

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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GoldStandardConure posted:

Soulfucker posted:

Now make one with Orks in it.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 05:11

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Lack of Gravitas posted:

That must be from the Supanova Brisbane event last weekend - lol at wearing a costume like that with the weather we had over the weekend, he must have been walking around dripping like he'd just got out of a swimming pool

Ah, so the tongue hanging out is functional and not a Gene Simmons thing.

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 12:42

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Ugleb posted:

I always did have a soft spot for the Genestealer cult. Fat Patriarch, best Patriarch.

Is Fatriarch a word? I feel like it should be.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 11:14

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Moola posted:

Skellybones posted:

It's some sort of Squig.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 06:06

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Improbable Lobster posted:

It has to have one of the worst poses I've ever seen

I imagine it's signing "Hello my baby".

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 02:02

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 19:19

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Why would you ever have the pee effect dribbling onto the base? :psyduck:

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 09:28

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Robby was always described as having the fanciest of armour. I haven't played 40k in forever, who are the swirlycloak darkpast mans next to him?

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 15:10

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Cat Face Joe posted:

oops almost forgot

im the tactical staff rock

the big shocker is that it's not a tactical staff skull

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 16:20

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

If he runs, then bends forwards as he stops, momentum will do the rest.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 02:03

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Look, if your flaming sword went out in the middle of a battle how stupid would you feel? In that context foot-torches make sense

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 12:43

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

They don't make Orks like they used to.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 01:56

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I'm digging akimbo pulse carbines dude.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 07:20

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Savage orc board boyz? :aaaaa:

# ¿ Apr 28, 2017 14:30

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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SteelMentor posted:

I spent ages looking for dick plates because I cannot see anything wrong with this dude, it looks rad with a top paint job

# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 08:55

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

LordAba posted:

Does the one on the left have goat legs and cloven feet?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 10:38

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL STUMBLE

# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 08:37

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I want to see that Rhino against something for scale. For some reason it makes me think it's on par with the old baby Rhinos. This is the only context I want to see more of that Rhino.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2017 15:56

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

The guy behind and to the right of axe bro is missing a hand, the storm bolter is welded onto his stump.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2017 00:50

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Oh my god look at those tiny scouts :kimchi:

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 02:29

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Frobbe posted:

When you decide titanfall is cooler than nearly dead marines entombed in a warmachine

Maybe there's only a tiny piece of nearly dead marine left and they're ride-sharing.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 10:30

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

Der Waffle Mous posted:

https://twitter.com/AGhostlerer/status/947914826814230528

How could you post that and not this?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 23:38

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 16:05

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
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Hungry.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 05:07

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