Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Soulfucker posted:

every time somebody reads my posts

# ¿ Jun 9, 2015 00:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:02

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 03:32

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

ijyt posted:

# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 03:26

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 08:54

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

The quote attributed to Stalin regarding statistics- seems relevant here

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 19:17

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

We can't tell the difference

The diorama gets us just as excited as our cartoons with the tentacles

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 20:16

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Dear thread,

I am sorry.

Sincerely,
BULBASAUR, Esq.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 22:19

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

IG should just execute random people for being cowards or lacking honoure

Like the British did

25 years before Stalingrad

Hitler

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 22:54

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

SRM posted:

SRM quest, 2.1

# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 21:33

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 02:30

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

I'm the lady with the whips, whipping other almost naked ladies

# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 01:56

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Safety Factor posted:

The perspective on this is amazingly bad. I mean, just look at that chainsword. It's so dinky.

breh, it's not the size its how you use it

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 01:41

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

JcDent posted:

Clans rolling out their new poo poo, Inner Sphere is hosed now!

# ¿ Sep 16, 2015 07:30

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

SRM, my heart out to you for making the Taurox look decent. That said, I still can't get behind the tracks. The wheeled conversions make it look much better in my opinion.

RE: Worst 40k Model Chat
Obliterators and Possessed are way up there for me:

... and these jewel like objects too:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 20:50

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

I never liked the organic chaosy look of the new oblits. I really wish they stuck with the style that goatface posted. Maybe FW will do them justice someday.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 21:09

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

goatface posted:

They could have put heavy bolter ball turrets in there, manned by junior initiates as a rite of passage.Then they'd have more than 20 degrees of coverage

Exactly what the Dark Angels did:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 21:15

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

TheCosmicMuffet posted:

Needs a bayonet on the end of the minigun.

It's one of my favorite worst models because, like a hieronymus bosch painting, there's so much going on that just doesn't make any sense

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 21:23

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Improbable Lobster posted:

I dunno, the gunner is the only really dumb part of that speeder IMHO

How about the midget that must be inside the chapel shaped cockpit? Or is it just a tiny space marine?

It's a mystery!

# ¿ Sep 23, 2015 22:38

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

LordAba posted:

Def my type of sister of battle :heysexy:

She can bend rebar without any special tools... for the emperor

# ¿ Sep 26, 2015 02:19

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:

E: ADOLF

i'm sorry bot this owns in a Wallenstein kinda of way

# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 21:49

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 05:57

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

I could paint sickles and hammers

since all soviets are communists and therefore nazis

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 07:57

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

spectralent posted:

I mean, your place, you probably have a better idea of what the local meta's like, but around here any wargamer rant about the soviets is always about how they're stupid hordes of conscript infantry with no experience and one brain between them, without enough guns and with vehicles that fall apart in a stiff breeze even if the actual stats are pretty good because everyone knows they couldn't really assemble tanks that good in a factory*.

I once had a man say, after explaining his Soviet themed army "I've been told that in Russian there's no word for maintenance"

Imagine my surprise, being a native speaker

Esser-Z posted:

A giant robot that's weak to rain! Also, that has to be hell on the pilots' ears.

Lockheed Martin- Tau's new robot contractor

# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 21:47

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Having seen both in person I remember the KV-2 distinctly because it was so massive. Almost as big as the Panzer VIII Maus and T-35 next to it. The T-35 looks the craziest in person though.

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 00:10

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Canyon is grand, so what

# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 00:42

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

JcDent posted:

It's somehow worse in orange/tan:

I'm getting the pics from here

Those mold lines, god drat

# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 00:26

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

That's the new Tau firewarrior kit, right? I can't tell.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 22:59

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Moola posted:

its a childs skull

duh

# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:06

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

JcDent posted:

The old design were God awful, look at those stubby runt sponson bolters.

However, these days technology allows us to go all GI Joe:

That new mastadon thing is so god drat fugly

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 23:04

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

I can't stand the silly sponsons and tiny little tracks in the front combined with the truck cab in the back. If it was just a glorified dune crawler I'd like it. G.I. Joe playset is very appropriate. I'm more of a scale modeler in that I like models based off something somewhat plausible:

# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 23:44

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

PrinnySquadron posted:

It kinda looks like the space marine flyer, whatever its called, with tracks and other bits tacked on.

I bet the same guy that did that ugly stormbird did this thing too. Guy really nailed the budget playset asiethtic imo

# ¿ Jan 6, 2016 01:14

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

I play games without any dice. I just throw models instead

# ¿ Jan 7, 2016 19:50

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

I bet she hates dice games

# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 04:09

BULBASAUR: Apr 6, 2009; Soiled Meat

Leperflesh posted:

Alright here I went to the trouble of batch resizing and shoving the photos into an imgur album just for you:

http://imgur.com/a/kZdac

Helen Highwater was kind enough to explain what these things are:

I had no idea you were into old soviet stuff. If you are ever looking for something, hit a child of the USSR up

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 06:38