Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Small Frozen Thing posted:

i don't think making gross minis is a jailable offense

It is in Obama's America

:911:

# ¿ Jan 22, 2015 04:45

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:37

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Gamerofthegame posted:

I don't know, a tyranid army of affectionately crafted individual pokemon would be pretty rad.

For all the wrong reasons.

Someone post that one goons Shedinja Nid

# ¿ Jan 24, 2015 07:30

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SRM posted:

The assault cannons are still turreted so I guess the pilot plans on shooting himself a lot

# ¿ Jan 28, 2015 03:49

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SRM posted:

Sprue inventions sure are something.

I guess the hot glue trails are body hair

# ¿ Feb 5, 2015 06:33

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Doctor Zero posted:

He's probably dyslexic.

Fake edit: gently caress $200????

Only if you want to buy instead of bidding

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 05:27

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ghetto wormhole posted:

Awww I got outbid and then it appears the seller took the listing down

Hopefully they realized that they have a higher purpose in life and are using it to create a similarly themed army

# ¿ Feb 14, 2015 09:36

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Pierzak posted:

Again, why is this in the bad models thread?

Obviously becaus ea marine in power armour would be much to heavy for any animal to carry, duh

# ¿ Feb 16, 2015 21:54

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Kibner posted:

I think this thread has more or less just turned into "post the most remarkable minis". Which is completely fine by me.

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 15:46

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Pierzak posted:

What is this, a jpeg for ants?

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 03:16

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Pierzak posted:

Apparently Imgur having linking problems, let's not bring their memes here too. Pic fixed.

Those remind me of wonky anime fanart

# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 03:18

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Pierzak posted:

Worse. Converted one. The original sculpt is the sniper resting her foot on a low wall or something. I don't know where the naked prisoner came from.

I think that's one of the kingdom of death miniatures that was argued about

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 01:22

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TheCosmicMuffet posted:

You know. With all the goons around who are good at this poo poo and hate BTP, you'd think we'd be able to form a coop to buy it out, and turn it into a network for contract painters around here to up the quality and standards, and be collected under a banner together to share projects off they don't have time for, etc.

You know. Maybe.

Like. The oath thread could *become* BTP.

I'll start the wiki

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 20:59

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Haruharuharuko posted:

I see nothing wrong with this. If its in space the legs would be useless anyway.

Also another found on ebay treasure

It's an ork eldar of somekind
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CONVERTED-C...=item58bc944c7e

The Orkz had robots called Tinboys back in Rogue Trader that looked like Eldar or Space Marines

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 07:03

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

What are the two women in the diorama even doing? Having a garden pillow fight or something? :iiam:

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 16:40

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Sivores posted:

You forgot easily the best one: http://www.ebay.com/itm/171714381637

"I only give my bolter Beneful"

She must have a lot of upper body strength

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 09:10

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

There's also the Squark, a squid-shark hybrid

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 18:24

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Sivores posted:

I have never burnt myself out on making miniatures, but making all 80 of those for legion auxilla came very very close. None have been based and only half are painted and shaded but, hey they are cheap as can be.

edit: Top of page? Have a terminator.

Too bad the reality of the RT Terminator is much much much much much much much much much much much much lamer.

Exinos posted:

I legit want Forgeworld to make these guys.

# ¿ May 18, 2015 00:41

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Reynold posted:

Interesting use Pebbles' hair from the Flintstones.

# ¿ May 26, 2015 03:49

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Throbbing blob posted:

I know! Let's discuss women's role in tabletop gaming again!

# ¿ May 26, 2015 17:32

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PierreTheMime posted:

This just popped up on my Facebook feed:

Soulfucker posted:

Awaken, my masters!

# ¿ May 28, 2015 00:04

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

BERGfu posted:

pro painted

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 16:58

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

goatface posted:

That is amazing and should be fielded ASAP.

Seems a little improbable to me

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 19:44

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ijyt posted:

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 21:38

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Lord Hypnostache posted:

I think those are perfectly fine tabletop quality models. The eyes are funny looking, but they're not painted with fingers nor do they have anatomically correct genitalia, so I don't think they belong in this thread. We can't all be professionals.

They're also REALLY funny

# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 23:10

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TheCosmicMuffet posted:

Real talk. They already turned to chaos. You don't destroy a hivefleet with outside help. First company wiped out to a man in a noble last stand my rear end. Terminators are just genestealer treats with delusions of grandeur.

All those suits should be torn in half and digested by a tidal wave of mucous by now. How are they still fielding terminators?

Their symbol is an omega, right? Who else do we know who had an omega in their name?

Marneus Calgar is an anagram for care: guns alarm .

Don't forget their bestest friends, the Alphic Hydras

# ¿ Jun 15, 2015 20:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

JcDent posted:

Kind of what happened, tbh.

I'm generally not a fan of the overly dynamic poses and scenic bases for primarchs, but this Angron looks like a cheap chinese toy.

The kind were the only articulation is the arms

# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 05:46

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

ijyt posted:

This used to be a good thread.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 05:40

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berzerkmonkey posted:

The Saddest Troll:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2015 05:47

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TheCosmicMuffet posted:

Because human experience is a strange mixture of high minded aspiration and carnal appetites?

Oh wait no, sorry. YEAH IT'S DUMB SEX IS DUMB ART IS FOR THINGS THAT I ALREADY KNOW I LIKE.

Don't think I won't close this thread just because I don't have internet access mister

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 06:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Der Waffle Mous posted:

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 07:30

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Shadeoses posted:

DO NOT gently caress GOBLINS

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 07:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Moola posted:

I wanna gently caress those cowboys

# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 07:36

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Why yes this thread needs another derail, thanks

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 22:17

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

BULBASAUR posted:

Dear thread,

I am sorry.

Sincerely,
BULBASAUR, Esq.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 22:25

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Sigma-X posted:

I thought everyone agreed and realized that everything in the 40k universe is a grimdark imperialist force of brutality and suffering?

"In the pleasant brightness of the far future, there is tremendous empathy and goodwill" would not sell models of dudes wearing skulls on their machineguns.

There's a difference between literal nazis / kkkmarines and the fantasy xenophobia.

Here's some boba fat because discussions shouldn't happen without pics

Maybe stick to the bad models instead

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 23:01

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Soulfucker posted:

# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 17:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Moola posted:

im the hedgehog

yur cute

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 16:49

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Moola posted:

when I first looked at this I thought she was skidding toward him, and she was totally gonna trip him up and take his gun

Vampira, remember the basics of CQC

# ¿ Sep 4, 2015 03:27

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Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Whoever has that Deadpool army is most likely an insufferable person IRL.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 20:56

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 07:37

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Ilor posted:

I always dug the Chaos Dwarves. Or Ruinous Duardain, I guess they'd be now. Whatever.

But yes, he looks good. I'd probably paint his lower lip and jutting teeth to distinguish them from his bead, but the highlighting is clean and the armor is well done.

Too bad it's a goofy loving model

# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 05:58

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